Speaking exclusively in terms of it being a novel experience, I can proudly say it did not disappoint

This looks like something I would play with friends, for a few hours just the once, while all of us were high and I would never stop laughing

Sometimes it’s a monster wrestling match. Sometimes it’s a balcony party. Sometimes the skeletons forgot their keys and are trying to get back into the house. This family rules.

They’re right around the corner from us, they do this every year, they change the layout almost daily, and it’s the thing we look most forward to in the neighborhood every October.

I keep thinking “how is the writing this good?” for a show where 20% of the dialogue is the word “cocksucker”

*Sask Atchewan

Uh oh, you found the midnight meat train

Live long and prosper.