Cadbury Moose
@cadburymoose.bsky.social
Alces alces chocolatus
Thanks to @cavyherd for the avatar.
Background image from IWM Duxford.
Tsundoku brown belt.
If you can ping the SecUnit it's way too late
No DMs please: I can't be bothered to set up a VPN to circumvent the Online Stupidity Act.
Thanks to @cavyherd for the avatar.
Background image from IWM Duxford.
Tsundoku brown belt.
If you can ping the SecUnit it's way too late
No DMs please: I can't be bothered to set up a VPN to circumvent the Online Stupidity Act.
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se o drácula tivesse um gato
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
se o drácula tivesse um gato
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Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
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My favorite personal movie take is that the Aliens forklift is easily the greatest Chekhov's gun in all of film.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My favorite personal movie take is that the Aliens forklift is easily the greatest Chekhov's gun in all of film.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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“Firstly, I’m infallible. Secondly, my ticket has that seat number on it.”
Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“Firstly, I’m infallible. Secondly, my ticket has that seat number on it.”
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🍊👑♥️🇷🇺
Via @michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Polish cartoon
“The peace talks were attended by Ushakov and Witkoff.”
“And from the American side?”
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Polish cartoon
“The peace talks were attended by Ushakov and Witkoff.”
“And from the American side?”
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🍊👑♥️🇷🇺
Via @michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Polish cartoon
“The peace talks were attended by Ushakov and Witkoff.”
“And from the American side?”
Via @michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Polish cartoon
“The peace talks were attended by Ushakov and Witkoff.”
“And from the American side?”
This moose is somewhat concerned(1) about today's "filler" cartoon from Doc Nickel (the-whiteboard.com).
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(1) I might go as far as "Viewing With Alarm".
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(1) I might go as far as "Viewing With Alarm".
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
This moose is somewhat concerned(1) about today's "filler" cartoon from Doc Nickel (the-whiteboard.com).
3:O(>
(1) I might go as far as "Viewing With Alarm".
3:O(>
(1) I might go as far as "Viewing With Alarm".
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It's #DoctorWhoDay. 62 years ago, Sydney Newman and Verity Lambert created a children's television program which made me a happier little boy. It taught me that no matter what the circumstances, you always have a duty to do the right thing. Thank you, Doctor, for making my universe a better place.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's #DoctorWhoDay. 62 years ago, Sydney Newman and Verity Lambert created a children's television program which made me a happier little boy. It taught me that no matter what the circumstances, you always have a duty to do the right thing. Thank you, Doctor, for making my universe a better place.
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When you think you're the coolest person in the room... and then you see this guy. 😎
[Deuce Bigelow]
[Deuce Bigelow]
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When you think you're the coolest person in the room... and then you see this guy. 😎
[Deuce Bigelow]
[Deuce Bigelow]
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The Viking culture was, in fact, an ancient form of the cat distribution system.
Orange fur showed up shortly before cats reached Scandinavia. You can track where, and when, the Vikings went by when the orange gene entered the local cat gene pool. They took cats *everywhere*.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The Viking culture was, in fact, an ancient form of the cat distribution system.
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Back in uni days a friend & I compared notes on the most unlikely combinations we were faced with on the conveyor belt coming through the checkout. She won with the customer buying KY jelly & a pineapple.
Still makes my eyes water at the thought😬
Still makes my eyes water at the thought😬
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Back in uni days a friend & I compared notes on the most unlikely combinations we were faced with on the conveyor belt coming through the checkout. She won with the customer buying KY jelly & a pineapple.
Still makes my eyes water at the thought😬
Still makes my eyes water at the thought😬
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So it turns out a person who spent a year dealing with various assholes in business suits in order to get a job can deal quite well with the final boss of assholes in business suits, lol.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So it turns out a person who spent a year dealing with various assholes in business suits in order to get a job can deal quite well with the final boss of assholes in business suits, lol.
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People in the intelligence community call Witkoff Dim Philby - both for his level of intelligence and because he’s working for the Russians.
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
People in the intelligence community call Witkoff Dim Philby - both for his level of intelligence and because he’s working for the Russians.
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicnzdnpjdz4clfa2uhx6isbdwgu72oku5pee4av7paavbjmqpyoiu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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About this: f'n halp!
Spent my energy and mobility on making a couple of funny hoodies (please buy them!) Gotta rest now. REALLY NEED TO HIT 1000 TOTAL THIS WEEKEND to avoid BIG TROUBLE: health insurance and electricity bills pending, time is up.
595/3000
595/3000
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
About this: f'n halp!
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OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
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I did a bit of research on some massive corporations and made a list assigning each of them a few evil corporations from science fiction, yay!
It's like an award, except the award is shame. 🙂
Anyway, check it out. And subscribe if you like. It helps immensely. 🧡
theangrynoodle.com/6-evil-compa...
It's like an award, except the award is shame. 🙂
Anyway, check it out. And subscribe if you like. It helps immensely. 🧡
theangrynoodle.com/6-evil-compa...
6 Evil Corporations and Their Fictional Dystopian Counterparts
Real-life companies that have done some real messed up stuff, and the fictional evil corporations that best fit them.
theangrynoodle.com
August 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I did a bit of research on some massive corporations and made a list assigning each of them a few evil corporations from science fiction, yay!
It's like an award, except the award is shame. 🙂
Anyway, check it out. And subscribe if you like. It helps immensely. 🧡
theangrynoodle.com/6-evil-compa...
It's like an award, except the award is shame. 🙂
Anyway, check it out. And subscribe if you like. It helps immensely. 🧡
theangrynoodle.com/6-evil-compa...
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this is not a great photo but he had somehow rigged up his actual office window so that a big king kong head was peering in from the outside
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this is not a great photo but he had somehow rigged up his actual office window so that a big king kong head was peering in from the outside
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Link's perma ban is wrong and this should be fixed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Link's perma ban is wrong and this should be fixed.
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Okay, I'll pitch: Bond died 3 years ago. So he wakes up in Dr. Phibes' regeneration tank under MI6 Towers to find it dusty and shuttered. Then goes outside and sees flags everywhere, and Big Brother Farage gurning down from every building—
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Okay, I'll pitch: Bond died 3 years ago. So he wakes up in Dr. Phibes' regeneration tank under MI6 Towers to find it dusty and shuttered. Then goes outside and sees flags everywhere, and Big Brother Farage gurning down from every building—
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
The fash are back, and Mr Bond isn't going to stand for it.
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Don't mind me, I'll be over in the corner turning into a little pile of dust.
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't mind me, I'll be over in the corner turning into a little pile of dust.
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40 bucks in a week, even with pretty good sales, is simply untenable.
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
40 bucks in a week, even with pretty good sales, is simply untenable.
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due.
Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home.
DAY GOAL: 0/1000
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Investing at 1100 notes
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Investing at 1100 notes