🎃 Mrs. P 🎃
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30 | gamer girl | friend to animals | devils hockey fan | goblin
5/20/24 💍
5/20/24 💍
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They shoulda named you Dennis cause you’re a menace,bud. #justchirpinalittle
February 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They shoulda named you Dennis cause you’re a menace,bud. #justchirpinalittle
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now if only this existential dread could burn off stubborn belly fat
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
now if only this existential dread could burn off stubborn belly fat
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Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
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I wish to unsubscribe from the horrors
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I wish to unsubscribe from the horrors
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The idea was to shut down the Department of Education to make people stupid but many people stood up and said we aré stupid enough right now
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The idea was to shut down the Department of Education to make people stupid but many people stood up and said we aré stupid enough right now
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We know the answer to this one: it doesn’t
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We know the answer to this one: it doesn’t
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I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾
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I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned
February 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
February 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
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For Whom The Butthole Tolls!
February 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
For Whom The Butthole Tolls!
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Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
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The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:
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extremely distressing time to have a functioning brain
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
extremely distressing time to have a functioning brain
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Metamucil, but for emotional regulation.
February 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Metamucil, but for emotional regulation.
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It's been, one week since they did a coup
February 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's been, one week since they did a coup
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well maybe i don’t care what YOU think because burger king thinks i rule
February 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
well maybe i don’t care what YOU think because burger king thinks i rule
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Icelandic dogs bjärk.
February 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Icelandic dogs bjärk.