Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
Hipster highwayman?
a man with white paint on his face is wearing a pirate hat and looking at the camera .
Alt: Adam Ant in the Stand and Deliver music video
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hipster highwayman?
I hear this in Jenna Maroney's voice
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I hear this in Jenna Maroney's voice
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
Exercise is a good thing, and I'm gonna be hooting and hollering like a dang fool if I see you out there getting after it in whatever capacity, but if you use your physique or fitness to demean others, get fucked, truly
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Exercise is a good thing, and I'm gonna be hooting and hollering like a dang fool if I see you out there getting after it in whatever capacity, but if you use your physique or fitness to demean others, get fucked, truly
Weird to think about. So sad
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Weird to think about. So sad
I find CDs i want via libraries and library loans, and put it all on a micro sd card for my phone. It's fun, it's like having an ipod again
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I find CDs i want via libraries and library loans, and put it all on a micro sd card for my phone. It's fun, it's like having an ipod again
(By David Klein, 1956)
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(By David Klein, 1956)
We never actually spoke, but we both took the blue line to a pace bus. Dude was old then!
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We never actually spoke, but we both took the blue line to a pace bus. Dude was old then!
But nowhere near as cool as mr cool ice
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
But nowhere near as cool as mr cool ice