lavender apparition
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I like video games and baking 🧁
Evil skeleton from the earth’s core 💀
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30-something 👵🏼
I like video games and baking 🧁
Evil skeleton from the earth’s core 💀
Partnered 👬
CA 🌴
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every time i see this video in the wild i have to watch the whole thing and i cant explain why
March 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
every time i see this video in the wild i have to watch the whole thing and i cant explain why
I LOVE how birdy this lil specimen is in this illustration. You can really imagine how this critter moved
Also I would be so mad if I got eaten by Nanotyrannus lancensis.
Also I would be so mad if I got eaten by Nanotyrannus lancensis.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I LOVE how birdy this lil specimen is in this illustration. You can really imagine how this critter moved
Also I would be so mad if I got eaten by Nanotyrannus lancensis.
Also I would be so mad if I got eaten by Nanotyrannus lancensis.
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The ancient Spartans:
Why are we fighting when we could be sucking cock
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The ancient Spartans:
I am so sleepy but I don’t want it to be tomorrow yet tbh
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I am so sleepy but I don’t want it to be tomorrow yet tbh
This is such a good illustration of the intellectual impasse at the heart of so many American political debates. No empirical evidence or appeals to someone’s humanity can argue with God. There is no case you can make when talking to a person who “knows” what God wants/intends.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is such a good illustration of the intellectual impasse at the heart of so many American political debates. No empirical evidence or appeals to someone’s humanity can argue with God. There is no case you can make when talking to a person who “knows” what God wants/intends.
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and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
Sometimes I love capitalizing Important Words for Emphasis like I’m an 18th century pamphleteer
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sometimes I love capitalizing Important Words for Emphasis like I’m an 18th century pamphleteer
A boring boomer take I have is that too many newer television remotes don’t have illuminated/glow-in-the-dark buttons anymore and that’s a serious technological backslide
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
A boring boomer take I have is that too many newer television remotes don’t have illuminated/glow-in-the-dark buttons anymore and that’s a serious technological backslide
I know a lot of brilliant people who make really cool stuff with like no resources and could make even cooler stuff if they were actually well-resourced
hazbin hotel is proof that we should be cutting furries and theatre kids insanely large checks constantly
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I know a lot of brilliant people who make really cool stuff with like no resources and could make even cooler stuff if they were actually well-resourced
Me getting the chicken bake at Costco
Sometimes the size of it even shocks me.
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me getting the chicken bake at Costco
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If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?
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I think the reason I’ve been so depressed for the last year is because as a society we decided it was morally fine to team up with dictators and supervillains as long as you were making a lot of money. Maybe that will change but a whole lot of people have already shown their figurative asses already
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I think the reason I’ve been so depressed for the last year is because as a society we decided it was morally fine to team up with dictators and supervillains as long as you were making a lot of money. Maybe that will change but a whole lot of people have already shown their figurative asses already
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
Oh
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
Ok this was actually much harder to narrow down than I thought 😅 (also can you tell water is my favorite type?)
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ok this was actually much harder to narrow down than I thought 😅 (also can you tell water is my favorite type?)
Elmo gets EVERYTHING 😭
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elmo gets EVERYTHING 😭
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aquarium trip would heal me rn
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
aquarium trip would heal me rn
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TRUMP IN 2017: I seek to destroy American civilization
VOTERS: Man, you suck
TRUMP IN 2021: And also rule by fiat
VOTERS: Yerrrouttta here!!!
[BIDEN enters, exits]
TRUMP IN 2024: Remember your old pal, me? I’m normal now
VOTERS: Oh word?
TRUMP IN 2025: jk I still want rule by fiat
VOTERS: Phooey
VOTERS: Man, you suck
TRUMP IN 2021: And also rule by fiat
VOTERS: Yerrrouttta here!!!
[BIDEN enters, exits]
TRUMP IN 2024: Remember your old pal, me? I’m normal now
VOTERS: Oh word?
TRUMP IN 2025: jk I still want rule by fiat
VOTERS: Phooey
February 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
TRUMP IN 2017: I seek to destroy American civilization
VOTERS: Man, you suck
TRUMP IN 2021: And also rule by fiat
VOTERS: Yerrrouttta here!!!
[BIDEN enters, exits]
TRUMP IN 2024: Remember your old pal, me? I’m normal now
VOTERS: Oh word?
TRUMP IN 2025: jk I still want rule by fiat
VOTERS: Phooey
VOTERS: Man, you suck
TRUMP IN 2021: And also rule by fiat
VOTERS: Yerrrouttta here!!!
[BIDEN enters, exits]
TRUMP IN 2024: Remember your old pal, me? I’m normal now
VOTERS: Oh word?
TRUMP IN 2025: jk I still want rule by fiat
VOTERS: Phooey
I programmed the coffee maker to brew a full pot this morning. Husband decides it would be a good idea to use the coffee carafe as a watering can for the house plants and not replace it. Full pot of coffee brewed onto the counter, the floor…
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I programmed the coffee maker to brew a full pot this morning. Husband decides it would be a good idea to use the coffee carafe as a watering can for the house plants and not replace it. Full pot of coffee brewed onto the counter, the floor…
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When Republicans win elections: The people have spoken, we must let them implement their agenda.
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When Republicans win elections: The people have spoken, we must let them implement their agenda.
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
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Please don't use AI to make your event flyers and promotional material. There are so many talented artists and designers in the queer community who can make you something better. And if you can't afford them shitty MS paint flyers are queer culture, just do that instead!!
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Please don't use AI to make your event flyers and promotional material. There are so many talented artists and designers in the queer community who can make you something better. And if you can't afford them shitty MS paint flyers are queer culture, just do that instead!!
oh hell yes
This tiny T. rex is actually a new species. Nanotyrannus settles a big and 'acrimonius' paleontology debate. #TRex #Dinosaurs
Link for more: www.popsci.com/science/tiny...
Link for more: www.popsci.com/science/tiny...
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
oh hell yes
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Another fundamentally cynical aspect of this narrative is the idea that pundits like Douthats wouldn't *also* accuse Democrats of radicalism if they passed a bunch of 'kitchen-table' policies. Are we really gonna pretend the NYT op-ed page would support a $20 minimum wage?
This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Another fundamentally cynical aspect of this narrative is the idea that pundits like Douthats wouldn't *also* accuse Democrats of radicalism if they passed a bunch of 'kitchen-table' policies. Are we really gonna pretend the NYT op-ed page would support a $20 minimum wage?
I thought I was going to be working tonight, so I didn’t have any plans. Instead I made tuna noodle casserole
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I thought I was going to be working tonight, so I didn’t have any plans. Instead I made tuna noodle casserole