Ain't Always Greener
@call-me-oatmeal.bsky.social
Very recently "voluntarily" retired public servant, geoscientist, public lands in public hands, not alt-anything.
I can't tell if this is a bit or not.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can't tell if this is a bit or not.
Designed for a maximum effective range of 1 poker table.
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Designed for a maximum effective range of 1 poker table.
My younger brother who has developmental issues was afraid to eat eggs after this PSA because he thought that they were drugs.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My younger brother who has developmental issues was afraid to eat eggs after this PSA because he thought that they were drugs.
You can pay for a new Colorado driver's licence with crypto currency online but you cannot pay using paper cash at the state DMV. So fucking stupid.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
You can pay for a new Colorado driver's licence with crypto currency online but you cannot pay using paper cash at the state DMV. So fucking stupid.
A boomerang that doesn't come back for 5 or more years is legally presumed to be a stick.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A boomerang that doesn't come back for 5 or more years is legally presumed to be a stick.
This is a powerful case for drastically increasing funding for our local light rail infrastructure.
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is a powerful case for drastically increasing funding for our local light rail infrastructure.
Link to article?
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Link to article?
You are supposed to get in your car and go gawking at stuff. Take pictures of toppled chimneys and avalanches. That sort of thing.
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You are supposed to get in your car and go gawking at stuff. Take pictures of toppled chimneys and avalanches. That sort of thing.
What's the context here? Are we talking for "Engaged in Mass Murder" or "Pineapple on Pizza"?
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What's the context here? Are we talking for "Engaged in Mass Murder" or "Pineapple on Pizza"?
Surprised they didn't go with "Dreaming of a White Christmas".
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Surprised they didn't go with "Dreaming of a White Christmas".
Tell me more about this bridge...
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Tell me more about this bridge...
Zombies are allowed to use hands. It's like one of those "Air Bud" rules, but for soccer.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Zombies are allowed to use hands. It's like one of those "Air Bud" rules, but for soccer.
I bet the captain is too woke!
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I bet the captain is too woke!
It would be impossible for a dozen, let alone two survivors to tip over a flipped 30 ft fiberglass boat that didn't have a giant hole blown in it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It would be impossible for a dozen, let alone two survivors to tip over a flipped 30 ft fiberglass boat that didn't have a giant hole blown in it.
A 30 ft long fiberglass boat that weighs thousands of pounds thas a huge hole in if from being struck by a missile.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A 30 ft long fiberglass boat that weighs thousands of pounds thas a huge hole in if from being struck by a missile.
It was the number of the original colonies. 13 is a magic constitutional numerology number!
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It was the number of the original colonies. 13 is a magic constitutional numerology number!
"I solemnly swear to purchase a non-profit grocery store and to respect the rights of all people in the Middle East" was right there in my wedding vows.
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"I solemnly swear to purchase a non-profit grocery store and to respect the rights of all people in the Middle East" was right there in my wedding vows.
Hello. I don't believe that you don't believe me.
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hello. I don't believe that you don't believe me.
The electronics were already removed when I found it, and the fish lived for years. In fact they reproduced multiple generations. But thanks for your sincere concern for the health of obsolete electronics, and a bunch of guppies.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The electronics were already removed when I found it, and the fish lived for years. In fact they reproduced multiple generations. But thanks for your sincere concern for the health of obsolete electronics, and a bunch of guppies.
That's stupid. A 20 gallon fish tank fit fine, with no damage to the TV cabinet. It looked great and the fish were fine.
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That's stupid. A 20 gallon fish tank fit fine, with no damage to the TV cabinet. It looked great and the fish were fine.
"Bring back the car you were embarassed to be seen in back when you were in high school that represents the low point of 120 years of American automotive engineering" is a great way to get GenX votes.
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Bring back the car you were embarassed to be seen in back when you were in high school that represents the low point of 120 years of American automotive engineering" is a great way to get GenX votes.
Waiting for S3: Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan to make his appearance in Season 2!
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Waiting for S3: Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan to make his appearance in Season 2!
I had one like that and I put a fish tank inside it. It was great!
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I had one like that and I put a fish tank inside it. It was great!
Johnson's not making it all the way to November as speaker. He's the only one Republican MOCs can take out their anger at finding themselves at the logical conclusion of their last 5 years of decision making.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Johnson's not making it all the way to November as speaker. He's the only one Republican MOCs can take out their anger at finding themselves at the logical conclusion of their last 5 years of decision making.
I thought he was a perfect fit for the character and it was a great performance.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I thought he was a perfect fit for the character and it was a great performance.