I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub
@callmematub.bsky.social
Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
Pinned
I would consider myself an agile 10x engineer with a focus on delivering Industry 4.0 solutions that synergize with your company's LEAN / Six Sigma methodologies. I've often beALRGLARGLEBLAHARGB
(continues to The Exorcist vomit black sludge uncontrollably)
(continues to The Exorcist vomit black sludge uncontrollably)
Put in Malik and QB sneak twice
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Put in Malik and QB sneak twice
Gotta keep a national TV game competitive somehow.
Missed DPI call, then they call a ridiculous illegal contact penalty on a drive-ending sack.
Now the Lions are in the red zone.
Heinous officiating today.
Now the Lions are in the red zone.
Heinous officiating today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Gotta keep a national TV game competitive somehow.
COME THE FUCK ON
Ok and that wasn't DPI?
I don't understand this ref crew.
I don't understand this ref crew.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
COME THE FUCK ON
I know the whole "there's holding on every play" thing, but there's EGREGIOUS holding on Micah every play.
Every replay is him getting lifted off his feet by his jersey or getting bear hugged
Every replay is him getting lifted off his feet by his jersey or getting bear hugged
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I know the whole "there's holding on every play" thing, but there's EGREGIOUS holding on Micah every play.
Every replay is him getting lifted off his feet by his jersey or getting bear hugged
Every replay is him getting lifted off his feet by his jersey or getting bear hugged
Me every year: you don't know ANYTHING for the first 8 weeks of the season.
Bill Belichick: you don't know anything until Thanksgiving.
WELL OK THEN BILL JUST ONE UP ME LIKE THAT
Bill Belichick: you don't know anything until Thanksgiving.
WELL OK THEN BILL JUST ONE UP ME LIKE THAT
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me every year: you don't know ANYTHING for the first 8 weeks of the season.
Bill Belichick: you don't know anything until Thanksgiving.
WELL OK THEN BILL JUST ONE UP ME LIKE THAT
Bill Belichick: you don't know anything until Thanksgiving.
WELL OK THEN BILL JUST ONE UP ME LIKE THAT
Wasted 2nd half time out in a close game
Drink.
Drink.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wasted 2nd half time out in a close game
Drink.
Drink.
I hate Brian Branch more than any individual player since Jared Allen.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I hate Brian Branch more than any individual player since Jared Allen.
And I questioned when this was added to MUT on Monday
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
And I questioned when this was added to MUT on Monday
I struggle to listen to former Patriots talk about the "red area". Brady and Edelman still say it
RED. ZONE.
JESUS
RED. ZONE.
JESUS
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I struggle to listen to former Patriots talk about the "red area". Brady and Edelman still say it
RED. ZONE.
JESUS
RED. ZONE.
JESUS
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You know who else was a willing shepard?
Jesus.
Jesus.
The Packers announced they have signed WR Will Sheppard from the practice squad to the active roster, elevated LB Jamon Johnson and DB Jaylin Simpson from the practice squad to the active roster for gameday. They have also released Lucas Havrisik.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You know who else was a willing shepard?
Jesus.
Jesus.
This is art
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is art
what the hell time is it?
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
what the hell time is it?
Nina was telling me about her lifting class this morning. It was leg day and she was talking about the last movement they did.
"So it's the last week of 1-sided stuff"
Unilateral?
"Yeah that. So what we did all the finisher"
[Interrupting]
FINISHER? HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
"So it's the last week of 1-sided stuff"
Unilateral?
"Yeah that. So what we did all the finisher"
[Interrupting]
FINISHER? HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nina was telling me about her lifting class this morning. It was leg day and she was talking about the last movement they did.
"So it's the last week of 1-sided stuff"
Unilateral?
"Yeah that. So what we did all the finisher"
[Interrupting]
FINISHER? HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
"So it's the last week of 1-sided stuff"
Unilateral?
"Yeah that. So what we did all the finisher"
[Interrupting]
FINISHER? HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
Either this or make it an original XFL Scramble.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Either this or make it an original XFL Scramble.
Today's victory pour is Baker's single barrel. Because good things happen when you let Jordan cook. (Nina had so much fun listening to Greg Olsen insult the Vikings she's having one too)
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Today's victory pour is Baker's single barrel. Because good things happen when you let Jordan cook. (Nina had so much fun listening to Greg Olsen insult the Vikings she's having one too)
Martin Niemöller said something about how they first came for the uh... aw crap it's on the tip of my tongue.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Martin Niemöller said something about how they first came for the uh... aw crap it's on the tip of my tongue.
At an elementary school function.
My daughter is drawing a really stoned sun on her puzzle piece
My daughter is drawing a really stoned sun on her puzzle piece
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
At an elementary school function.
My daughter is drawing a really stoned sun on her puzzle piece
My daughter is drawing a really stoned sun on her puzzle piece
Me looking at Madden Ultimate Team card reveals and which sim golf course I wanna play next while a scandal bigger than Watergate unfolds around me.
a group of people are standing in front of a burning building in a playground .
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a burning building in a playground .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me looking at Madden Ultimate Team card reveals and which sim golf course I wanna play next while a scandal bigger than Watergate unfolds around me.
*spit-take*
WHAT
WHAT
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*spit-take*
WHAT
WHAT
Man, I just realized that yesterday was the 4 year anniversary of becoming a Packers' owner. www.tmj4.com/sports/green...
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Man, I just realized that yesterday was the 4 year anniversary of becoming a Packers' owner. www.tmj4.com/sports/green...
I'm the only one not posing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm the only one not posing.
Um...what
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Um...what
Today's victory pour is Benchmark Bonded.
Made from Buffalo Trace mash Bill #1 and being 100 proof one could fool themselves into thinking they're drinking EH Taylor. But next to the real thing it's an obviously inferior product.
Unrelated, the Packers are TOTALLY contenders again! Eh, guys?!
Made from Buffalo Trace mash Bill #1 and being 100 proof one could fool themselves into thinking they're drinking EH Taylor. But next to the real thing it's an obviously inferior product.
Unrelated, the Packers are TOTALLY contenders again! Eh, guys?!
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Today's victory pour is Benchmark Bonded.
Made from Buffalo Trace mash Bill #1 and being 100 proof one could fool themselves into thinking they're drinking EH Taylor. But next to the real thing it's an obviously inferior product.
Unrelated, the Packers are TOTALLY contenders again! Eh, guys?!
Made from Buffalo Trace mash Bill #1 and being 100 proof one could fool themselves into thinking they're drinking EH Taylor. But next to the real thing it's an obviously inferior product.
Unrelated, the Packers are TOTALLY contenders again! Eh, guys?!
"every receiver on this team
It's just
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS"
Or whatever Kendrick Lamar said
It's just
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS"
Or whatever Kendrick Lamar said
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"every receiver on this team
It's just
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS"
Or whatever Kendrick Lamar said
It's just
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS
DROPS"
Or whatever Kendrick Lamar said
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Okay, Havrisik immediately missing a PAT is kind of hilarious
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Okay, Havrisik immediately missing a PAT is kind of hilarious