I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub
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Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.
Was it Albi the Racist Dragon?
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Was it Albi the Racist Dragon?
John Petrucci doesn't count because he's actually a precision robot with a man suit built around it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
John Petrucci doesn't count because he's actually a precision robot with a man suit built around it.
A lot of folks would argue Tim Henson is the greatest living. He's revolutionary, but I think he lacks versatility.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A lot of folks would argue Tim Henson is the greatest living. He's revolutionary, but I think he lacks versatility.
Oh yeah, he could get kicked in the dick to death and I wouldn't morn his passing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh yeah, he could get kicked in the dick to death and I wouldn't morn his passing.
Lol I just mentioned Jimmy Page stealing in another spot.
What I'm gathering is the Brits are the problem.
What I'm gathering is the Brits are the problem.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Lol I just mentioned Jimmy Page stealing in another spot.
What I'm gathering is the Brits are the problem.
What I'm gathering is the Brits are the problem.
I'm not the one who brought up Clapton. I was just saying why he's on the list.
Jimmy Page is an all time great who also stole some of his best riffs. Easily one of the 30+ though
Jimmy Page is an all time great who also stole some of his best riffs. Easily one of the 30+ though
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not the one who brought up Clapton. I was just saying why he's on the list.
Jimmy Page is an all time great who also stole some of his best riffs. Easily one of the 30+ though
Jimmy Page is an all time great who also stole some of his best riffs. Easily one of the 30+ though
Trey Anastasio sucks
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trey Anastasio sucks
Jack White is a Caucasian weirdo who wishes he was Robert Johnson and PURPOSELY grabs ratty gear to steal music from better musicians like he's the Gen X Elvis
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Jack White is a Caucasian weirdo who wishes he was Robert Johnson and PURPOSELY grabs ratty gear to steal music from better musicians like he's the Gen X Elvis
Guys like Satch and Steve Vai were better guitarists 10 years before Jack White pretended his wife was his sister and they still exist.
I'm just flabbergasted at this take.
I'm just flabbergasted at this take.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Guys like Satch and Steve Vai were better guitarists 10 years before Jack White pretended his wife was his sister and they still exist.
I'm just flabbergasted at this take.
I'm just flabbergasted at this take.
Of course he is. Clapton is the only guitarist in the rock and roll Hall of Fame 3 different ways. He's fuckin Slow Hand. He inspired an entire generation of blues guitarist.
Jack White couldn't hold Clapton's jock.
Jack White couldn't hold Clapton's jock.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Of course he is. Clapton is the only guitarist in the rock and roll Hall of Fame 3 different ways. He's fuckin Slow Hand. He inspired an entire generation of blues guitarist.
Jack White couldn't hold Clapton's jock.
Jack White couldn't hold Clapton's jock.
I'm not going to hammer you with the countless folks who are objectively better guitarists and alive.
I'm just going to tell you that I'm really disappointed
I'm just going to tell you that I'm really disappointed
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm not going to hammer you with the countless folks who are objectively better guitarists and alive.
I'm just going to tell you that I'm really disappointed
I'm just going to tell you that I'm really disappointed
... You can't be remotely serious. He doesn't even crack the top 30
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
... You can't be remotely serious. He doesn't even crack the top 30
Et tu Brute?
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Et tu Brute?
It's like watching a 2012 Seahawks game. Just swallowed their whistles on basic stuff but calling illegal shifts and shit
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's like watching a 2012 Seahawks game. Just swallowed their whistles on basic stuff but calling illegal shifts and shit
Ok and that wasn't DPI?
I don't understand this ref crew.
I don't understand this ref crew.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ok and that wasn't DPI?
I don't understand this ref crew.
I don't understand this ref crew.
I don't think my wife would be cool with that
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I don't think my wife would be cool with that
Might be the single worst of my lifetime. Only because I wasn't alive in 87 for Charles Martin
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Might be the single worst of my lifetime. Only because I wasn't alive in 87 for Charles Martin
You're so tough? Put a jersey on
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You're so tough? Put a jersey on