dog treat dispenser
@callmeryan.top
Non-binary | Poly Pan Demisexual | Fucking Nerd
content warning; may contain edge-play
content warning; may contain edge-play
I'm not allowed to be sick ever again, so much fomo, and I didn't even learn bass
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm not allowed to be sick ever again, so much fomo, and I didn't even learn bass
Updating my Hypno laptop at 5am 👍
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Updating my Hypno laptop at 5am 👍
wanting my body to look more fem,
so I can do butch looks;
but as queerly as possible
so I can do butch looks;
but as queerly as possible
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
wanting my body to look more fem,
so I can do butch looks;
but as queerly as possible
so I can do butch looks;
but as queerly as possible
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Awooosh I am increasingly disenfranchised by social media so I've just made a channel on telegram so I don't have to deal with the bullshit of other people.
If you want to see what I'm up to I will try to post things there.
It's likely mostly going to be porn.
t.me/kadethehyena
If you want to see what I'm up to I will try to post things there.
It's likely mostly going to be porn.
t.me/kadethehyena
Kade the Hyena
18+ only! Porn, piercings, projects, and performance.
t.me
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Awooosh I am increasingly disenfranchised by social media so I've just made a channel on telegram so I don't have to deal with the bullshit of other people.
If you want to see what I'm up to I will try to post things there.
It's likely mostly going to be porn.
t.me/kadethehyena
If you want to see what I'm up to I will try to post things there.
It's likely mostly going to be porn.
t.me/kadethehyena
Remembered the time I shaved my head and eyebrows as a kid
"Huh that's cool as hell"
*Mother cry/screaming*
"Hmm I guess I'll never do that again"
"Huh that's cool as hell"
*Mother cry/screaming*
"Hmm I guess I'll never do that again"
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Remembered the time I shaved my head and eyebrows as a kid
"Huh that's cool as hell"
*Mother cry/screaming*
"Hmm I guess I'll never do that again"
"Huh that's cool as hell"
*Mother cry/screaming*
"Hmm I guess I'll never do that again"
Honestly not enough people my age use the fucking phone feature
I want to hear your voice friend, it fills me with joy
I want to hear your voice friend, it fills me with joy
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Honestly not enough people my age use the fucking phone feature
I want to hear your voice friend, it fills me with joy
I want to hear your voice friend, it fills me with joy
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[cw: blood]
Decades of being her soulmate's beloved pet... getting softer as they age together.
Decades of being her soulmate's beloved pet... getting softer as they age together.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
[cw: blood]
Decades of being her soulmate's beloved pet... getting softer as they age together.
Decades of being her soulmate's beloved pet... getting softer as they age together.
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are you twitterpilled terminally online snuffbait or are you someone actually worth murdering?
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
are you twitterpilled terminally online snuffbait or are you someone actually worth murdering?
Ugh, when you can hear the fear in her voice as she gives you clear, verbose consent.
Fucking beautiful
Fucking beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ugh, when you can hear the fear in her voice as she gives you clear, verbose consent.
Fucking beautiful
Fucking beautiful
A fantastic day today, learning more about the polycule I have found myself in.
Finding what buttons to push, and what is on the table❤️ 📓
Finding what buttons to push, and what is on the table❤️ 📓
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A fantastic day today, learning more about the polycule I have found myself in.
Finding what buttons to push, and what is on the table❤️ 📓
Finding what buttons to push, and what is on the table❤️ 📓
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November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
God I wish that was me
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
God I wish that was me
I am not dressed nearly queer enough for this quiet Friday
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I am not dressed nearly queer enough for this quiet Friday
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I need to find someone in England and Wales that has a good working knowledge of licencing rules how one might go about creating a play space that allows things such as sex and prison play etc - it might be as simple as making it a pvt club - but i need to understand a few things including planning
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I need to find someone in England and Wales that has a good working knowledge of licencing rules how one might go about creating a play space that allows things such as sex and prison play etc - it might be as simple as making it a pvt club - but i need to understand a few things including planning
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New treatment for a health issue I've had for years means I can't hold my pee like at all and my pervert friends are bullying me about it and trying to awaken things in me about it 😖
Why is kink related to my own health stuff always so fucking hot & embarrassing? It's the most humiliating thing 🥵
Why is kink related to my own health stuff always so fucking hot & embarrassing? It's the most humiliating thing 🥵
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
New treatment for a health issue I've had for years means I can't hold my pee like at all and my pervert friends are bullying me about it and trying to awaken things in me about it 😖
Why is kink related to my own health stuff always so fucking hot & embarrassing? It's the most humiliating thing 🥵
Why is kink related to my own health stuff always so fucking hot & embarrassing? It's the most humiliating thing 🥵
Human muzzles ... Hmm
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Human muzzles ... Hmm
Shoot, I spent all my crypto on a security key
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Shoot, I spent all my crypto on a security key
Need one of @ellaorlando.bsky.social's patient pending personality realigning hugs today
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Need one of @ellaorlando.bsky.social's patient pending personality realigning hugs today
Alice in chains and bad nail polish
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Alice in chains and bad nail polish
I can't remember what's new, and what's just coming up to the surface now
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I can't remember what's new, and what's just coming up to the surface now
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Yo the number of folks messaging me about my ostomy yesterday has been absolutely wild
DISABILITY VISIBILITY IN KINK IS SUPER IMPORTANT
Its so important to normalise seeing younger people with medical aids living active healthy lives (and active sex lives ayooo 💅🏻😈)
Thanks for the lovely messages 🩷
DISABILITY VISIBILITY IN KINK IS SUPER IMPORTANT
Its so important to normalise seeing younger people with medical aids living active healthy lives (and active sex lives ayooo 💅🏻😈)
Thanks for the lovely messages 🩷
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Yo the number of folks messaging me about my ostomy yesterday has been absolutely wild
DISABILITY VISIBILITY IN KINK IS SUPER IMPORTANT
Its so important to normalise seeing younger people with medical aids living active healthy lives (and active sex lives ayooo 💅🏻😈)
Thanks for the lovely messages 🩷
DISABILITY VISIBILITY IN KINK IS SUPER IMPORTANT
Its so important to normalise seeing younger people with medical aids living active healthy lives (and active sex lives ayooo 💅🏻😈)
Thanks for the lovely messages 🩷
👉👈
*updates this week's "attempted arson by the raccoon count to 2"*
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
👉👈
tell people what you want, and you might just get it.
oh fuck ohfuckohdogdamnit
oh fuck ohfuckohdogdamnit
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
tell people what you want, and you might just get it.
oh fuck ohfuckohdogdamnit
oh fuck ohfuckohdogdamnit