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I am the very model of a pseudointellectual
I've posted scifi🚀 cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletal💀
Pan🏳‍🌈 she,they
new radicalized Swiftie
(@campyWHY from Twitter)
😻howdy lil pardner
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hope it heals fast!

I hate cuts on my fingers b/c it's hard to *not* keep them dry enough to heal (cooking, cleaning etc)
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
ouch 🙁
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
or caress his fingers
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
oh that works!

I hope others will step up & help if they can!
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
bless their hearts

trying so hard to flip those abysmal poll numbers
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
one of my Xitter moots was able to adjust her ko-fi goal to reflect donations from other sources...

if you can find that control panel in the app, maybe the adjusted total will encourage others to donate?
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I mean

if someone threw a Subway sandwich at me, I'd eat it
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
LOL they want us to perceive them as TUFF GUYS🤣
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I donated to the one under your personal name instead of 2Crows OOPS

IDK if Ko-fi will let you adjust the goal
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm certain that the MAGA craftmom who did it, didn't get paid😂
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"My Shot" from HAMILTON
YouTube video by Hamilton
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
made with a Cricut cutting machine that applied gold vinyl foil to a roll of cardstock that was then hand-scissored into separate words & taped to the wall

likely just a "draft" before it's permanently applied, but GAH so tacky
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I hope everything goes smoothly!
mr bean is wearing a surgical mask and a surgical cap and making a funny face .
Alt: Mr Bean as a surgeon YIKES
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
😀
a man wearing a santa hat and sunglasses is holding a christmas present
Alt: SNL dick in a box
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
my dearest wish is for him to live long enough to see a Democratic PotUS feed the homeless + disabled vets in that gaudy ballroom he's trying to build
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
this party is the kind of tacky crap he wants to host in the gaudy ballroom he's trying to build
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
how can someone be so insanely photogenic MY GOSH
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM