The damned had to take teaching postdoc positions in the provinces.

I was wrong! Hogs on mugs for all!

I’s say there’s a healthy side of white progressive paternalism + economic privilege in that mix too

You don’t ship to the barbarous USA 😞

Long hog, baby, long hog

I need OP to look up “candle salad” and know the glorious tradition of which they are now a part

I didn’t know Joe Bornstein started his career in espionage!

There was an age - like, when I was 16 - when I could unapologetically eat an entire Yorkshire pudding my myself. They are so stupid tasty

It is true, fighters are unusually susceptible to psychic damage. Burn Second Wind and finish them all!

LA would all at once cheer, then explode

I remember the days of my youth in Maine when individual Dunkin shops baked their own donuts, Krispy Kreme style. Of course, that was also back when their coffee was famous for actually tasting like something

I wish I, the non-coding poet, knew what all this actually means

Same. My dad worked for my grandfather at their fried clam stand in South Hampton way back in the day, and I’ll not forget trips to Ted’s and the Sea Basket every summer.

缅因州，吾故乡也❤️