OLD CRIED PANTS
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Careless Discharge
Turkey day bread basket all finished!
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Turkey day bread basket all finished!
After the pre-bake, we're getting there - I'm gonna slow roast it overnight at 450, and it should be perfect to carve up at noon tomorrow when it pops out of the oven! First try at cooking a bird, and it's going perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
After the pre-bake, we're getting there - I'm gonna slow roast it overnight at 450, and it should be perfect to carve up at noon tomorrow when it pops out of the oven! First try at cooking a bird, and it's going perfect.
Nah, you got time
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nah, you got time
We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime
We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down
My tiny fledgling township says no watering until spring.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My tiny fledgling township says no watering until spring.
Baby arm with lobster claw potential
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Baby arm with lobster claw potential
You're gonna have to add to your bio
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You're gonna have to add to your bio
Ramen heals the world!
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ramen heals the world!
Your past saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Your past saved meme is your moral philosophy.
There was just an ad for some bullshit company called "smartsheet" and they had to say they work with "a leading space company" because they are probably doing stuff for this guy.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
There was just an ad for some bullshit company called "smartsheet" and they had to say they work with "a leading space company" because they are probably doing stuff for this guy.
If I did the repair:
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If I did the repair:
Sheets taste like ghost peppers
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sheets taste like ghost peppers
Keep your filthy eyes off my show!
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Keep your filthy eyes off my show!
