OLD CRIED PANTS
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Careless Discharge
He's hands down the biggest dipshit in history
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He's hands down the biggest dipshit in history
I'm way behind by at least one season. They must be in a rest home by now...
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm way behind by at least one season. They must be in a rest home by now...
I'd take a lemon zester to the nuts before seeing a musical, but I'm highly allergic.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'd take a lemon zester to the nuts before seeing a musical, but I'm highly allergic.
I think I put too many hard boiled chopped egg white and sardines in mine- came out too chewy but flavor was amazing
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think I put too many hard boiled chopped egg white and sardines in mine- came out too chewy but flavor was amazing
The answer isn't more guns, it's more gonorrhea
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The answer isn't more guns, it's more gonorrhea
You have a top notch user name
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You have a top notch user name
Straight trash, can yeet them to the moon
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Straight trash, can yeet them to the moon
So lifelike!
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So lifelike!
The fucker slashed national parks staff, funding, and green lights clear cutting old growth forests, but to mention drilling protected lands and indigenous lands. The fucker is the antichrist.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The fucker slashed national parks staff, funding, and green lights clear cutting old growth forests, but to mention drilling protected lands and indigenous lands. The fucker is the antichrist.
Have you consumed a vegetable in the past 5 years?
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Have you consumed a vegetable in the past 5 years?
Thanks for the update
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thanks for the update
I demand a criminal investigation- someone knocked off Gramma over the diss track they dropped
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I demand a criminal investigation- someone knocked off Gramma over the diss track they dropped
Blocking this chud
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Blocking this chud
Rage bait and so cheap- I thought he had a following... not me, but someone. He likes nut goo- it's on record.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rage bait and so cheap- I thought he had a following... not me, but someone. He likes nut goo- it's on record.