Captain Kyle Dasan - 8647
@captkyledasan.bsky.social
Husband
Father of two
Self-admitted Geek
Techno-Sorcerer
Rubik's Cube solver
Omnivore
Pro-Antifa
I'm the Liberal, Atheist, Democrat that the GQP warns you about.
Father of two
Self-admitted Geek
Techno-Sorcerer
Rubik's Cube solver
Omnivore
Pro-Antifa
I'm the Liberal, Atheist, Democrat that the GQP warns you about.
"I see you are eating Pumpkin Pie. I too, like eating Pumpkin Pie..."
Happy Day After Thanksgiving y'all.
Happy Day After Thanksgiving y'all.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"I see you are eating Pumpkin Pie. I too, like eating Pumpkin Pie..."
Happy Day After Thanksgiving y'all.
Happy Day After Thanksgiving y'all.
Don't mind him. He's just chillin this Thanksgiving Eve...watching Two Towers with Dad...
Ain't no big thing...
Ain't no big thing...
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Don't mind him. He's just chillin this Thanksgiving Eve...watching Two Towers with Dad...
Ain't no big thing...
Ain't no big thing...
Time to break out Grandma's Recipe...
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Time to break out Grandma's Recipe...
Watching cooking videos on YouTube, making me hungry, but can't get up to make something.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Watching cooking videos on YouTube, making me hungry, but can't get up to make something.
Scout here has a snoot...that is required by law...to boop.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Scout here has a snoot...that is required by law...to boop.
There. I got the obligatory picture. I couldn't really see it with the naked eye.
Can I go back to bed now? It's cold, and I was comfy.
Can I go back to bed now? It's cold, and I was comfy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There. I got the obligatory picture. I couldn't really see it with the naked eye.
Can I go back to bed now? It's cold, and I was comfy.
Can I go back to bed now? It's cold, and I was comfy.
"I see you are eating Smothered Pork Chops and Noodles. I too like eating Smothered Pork Chops and Noodles."
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"I see you are eating Smothered Pork Chops and Noodles. I too like eating Smothered Pork Chops and Noodles."
Okay, so Mother Nature is PMSing this week of November...
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Okay, so Mother Nature is PMSing this week of November...
"I see you are eating pancakes. I too, like eating pancakes."
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"I see you are eating pancakes. I too, like eating pancakes."
Scout:
"I see you are eating Chicken Fried Rice. I too, like Chicken Fried Rice."
"I see you are eating Chicken Fried Rice. I too, like Chicken Fried Rice."
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Scout:
"I see you are eating Chicken Fried Rice. I too, like Chicken Fried Rice."
"I see you are eating Chicken Fried Rice. I too, like Chicken Fried Rice."
Seeing how the President is trying to send the National Guard to blue cities and states, and how ICE is acting, brings up this quote for some reason.
#NazisAretheBadGuys
#NazisAretheBadGuys
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Seeing how the President is trying to send the National Guard to blue cities and states, and how ICE is acting, brings up this quote for some reason.
#NazisAretheBadGuys
#NazisAretheBadGuys
I can sit on this beach all day. Give me a chair, an umbrella, a blanket for Scout, and a coke.
I'd be super content...
I'd be super content...
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I can sit on this beach all day. Give me a chair, an umbrella, a blanket for Scout, and a coke.
I'd be super content...
I'd be super content...
Having a little too much fun with the AI generator tonight...
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Having a little too much fun with the AI generator tonight...
"Draw me like one of your French Beagles Jack."
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Draw me like one of your French Beagles Jack."
He's had his cheeseburger for being a good boy.
He's hydrated.
He's peed and pooped.
Now he's just chillin under my desk until it's time to go home.
He's hydrated.
He's peed and pooped.
Now he's just chillin under my desk until it's time to go home.
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He's had his cheeseburger for being a good boy.
He's hydrated.
He's peed and pooped.
Now he's just chillin under my desk until it's time to go home.
He's hydrated.
He's peed and pooped.
Now he's just chillin under my desk until it's time to go home.
Scout has no interest in the podcast going on...
September 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Scout has no interest in the podcast going on...
The more science-y minded folks of you will get the joke in this text exchange between me and my daughter:
September 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The more science-y minded folks of you will get the joke in this text exchange between me and my daughter:
Motion detected on my security camera...
September 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Motion detected on my security camera...
One of my users knows the appropriate bribe for me...
Will work for Coca-Cola.
Will work for Coca-Cola.
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One of my users knows the appropriate bribe for me...
Will work for Coca-Cola.
Will work for Coca-Cola.
IT'S SO PRETTY!!!!
August 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
IT'S SO PRETTY!!!!
Not something you see in my town every day. NOT ICE related. This happened around 8 AM. There was an active shooter in the area. The house across the street is abandoned, so police were checking it out.
August 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not something you see in my town every day. NOT ICE related. This happened around 8 AM. There was an active shooter in the area. The house across the street is abandoned, so police were checking it out.
Met my new niece today. Now just a quick stop for food, then on my way home.
July 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Met my new niece today. Now just a quick stop for food, then on my way home.
Scout: "I see you are having McDonald's french fries. I too, like McDonald's french fries. If I smile, I can haz one?"
Oh sure kid. Why not...
Oh sure kid. Why not...
July 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Scout: "I see you are having McDonald's french fries. I too, like McDonald's french fries. If I smile, I can haz one?"
Oh sure kid. Why not...
Oh sure kid. Why not...