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Capuchinster🐒👁️🌌🚀
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Possessor of thoughts
Chronic insomniac
Procrastitidier
Stealth cleaner
NeuroDiverse
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The most gen X flower display you'll see today
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😂
August 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
August 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reskeet with spectacles nerd
August 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
August 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A tiny human (2?) is riding a yellow plastic trike. Whenever he encounters an obstacle he stops, looks disgruntled and bellows: "Toot toot! Get offa the road bloody idiot!"
Dad in the background face palming, trying not to laugh. (1)
July 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Afternoon sun &long shadows
July 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Grape_ambassador

This checks out
Your Gregg Wallace Private Chatroom chat handle is the last thing you ate and the model of car your parents drove when you were a kid.

I'm Fajita_Hilux.
July 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Claim: "Water vapor is a greenhouse gas!"
Reality: Yes, and there's more of it in a warmer atmosphere

-"CO2 is plant food!"
-pretty hard to eat when you're on fire

-"Climate has changed before!"
-We know, we told you that

-"Scientists don't know everything!"
- doesn't mean we know *nothing*
July 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The most gen X flower display you'll see today
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The most gen X flower display you'll see today
July 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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How incredibly surprising, and totally not something anyone could have seen coming.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
VPNs top App Store charts as UK age verification kick in
Experts say free versions of such apps or services may carry potential security and privacy risks.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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jay leno terrorized monica lewinsky CONSTANTLY. that he doesn’t see that as catering to politics is telling.
July 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Today’s front page of The National, a Scottish newspaper.
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Lest we forget.
July 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Don't mind me, just charging my banana 🍌
July 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Yesterday I saw (TW: nature red in tooth and claw) the very recent aftermath of a pigeon coming of worst in a disagreement with a hawk. Many feathers and a central body with a big red hole in the breast.
July 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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HR: What's your complaint?
ME: Bill is a giant asshole.
HR: Please, I need you to be more formal.
ME: Sorry, WILLIAM is a giant asshole.
July 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Nice day for it
July 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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garage sales are a great place to find extra stuff for you to throw away when you move
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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So the York Royal Station Hotel, aka Principal Hotel, is now the Milner Hotel. I have officially given up & re-written that section using its proper name "Royal Station Hotel", immune from all future name shenanigans (don't get me started on Snickers, it's MARATHON!) www.seat61.com/london-to-yo...
July 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Tuesday morning, Trend Setters... And what a corker of a day for a stroll with The Hairy Genius... 😎
July 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM