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[REDACTED] but he/him. Also lots of fountain pens, hiking, information security, and RPGs.
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Did you hear about the deadly wave of bear attacks in Japan that resulted in 13 death this year? Well, it's a thing, and if you did know about it, you probably assumed the cause was human encroachment, right? WRONG. YOU FOOL. IT'S SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED:

www.tokyoweekender.com/japan-life/r...
Japan's Surging Bear Crisis: A Surprisingly Complicated Problem
Bear attacks are at a record high in Japan currently, and while clearly a serious problem, the causes for it are often widely misunderstood.
www.tokyoweekender.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A Shakespearean tragedy in three sentences:

"'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Snood [snood]
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.

Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Nine Pulitzers to the first reporter who responds "Quiet, piggy!" the next time Trump insults one of their own.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The tiny willow tit is a newcomer to the bird feeders in our garden.
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Netflix's acquisition of WB has Snyder "fans" all like:
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Stories like Matthias Rust's, the 18-year old German who in 1987 flew a tiny Cessna plane from Finland and illegally landed in the Red Square in Moscow seem like science fiction today.

www.bbc.com/news/magazin...
Mathias Rust: German teenager who flew to Red Square
In 1987 a West German teenager penetrated Soviet air defences to land a Cessna aeroplane in Red Square. Twenty-five years later, he has no regrets.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Thirty years ago today, the scientist Clair Patterson passed away. He campaigned tirelessly and effectively to remove lead from gasoline, paint, pipes, and food cans. The drop in violent crime that correlates with this change? Massive.
Science hero.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clair_P...
Clair Patterson - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Irish Minister for Health calls the UK's descent into transphobia out for what it is.
My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That Christmas feeling just oozes from this video! 😍
Day 2 of not awful Christmas songs.

I give you Malcolm Middleton with his song about dying alone and unloved. I accept it's only really a Christmas song because of the video, but what a video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9...
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
A few years ago I wrote a couple of Magic the Gathering-themed spoofs of famous Christmas songs.

🎵 "Ding dong! Golgari the swarm.
In graves the bells are ringing.
Ding dong! Rising like a storm.
In fear of Meren singing.

CHORUS:
Gloria,
Clan Nel-Toth in excelsis!" 🎵
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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(holding up the phone to my 3yo) these women sealed the honmoon long before huntrix ever existed

3yo: what are their names

me: this is scary spice, there’s also posh, baby, sporty and ginger
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was expecting to see a picture of a bear when reading this article about "rage bait" being the Oxford Word of the Year.
corp.oup.com/news/the-oxf...

I wonder what @gailsimone.bsky.social thinks? 😀
The Oxford Word of the Year 2025 is rage bait - Oxford University Press
The Oxford Word of the Year crown for 2025 has gone to 'rage bait', with our experts noting that its usage had tripled over the past 12 months.
corp.oup.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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The EU’s top Meta regulator is “contractually prohibited from hurting Meta’s feelings." She signed a nondisparagement clause prohibiting her from saying bad things about Meta — prohibiting her from doing her new job — and she has piles of Meta stock options. By Cory Doctorow @[email protected]
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Join our playtest of #TheBlackCompanyRPG.

Help boost our recruiting call by sharing and liking.
The Black Company Roleplaying Game
The Black Company Roleplaying Game is a fast-paced, deadly game of swords, sorcery, and soldiers. Play this tabletop RPG with friends in person or online. The all-too-mortal soldiers of the Black…
theblackcompanyrpg.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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And notice: 11 stars—the number of states in the Confederacy. “Americanism” is the new fascism, as predicted.
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM