Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.northsky.social
Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
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It’s no surprise that the ReformaKKKlowns would oppose the passing of a bill targeting hate & terror symbols, considering most of the hate & terror symbols used come from right wing groups. PoiLIEvre’s pandering to the extreme right & various extreme Christian groups is a threat to all Canadians.
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It’s no surprise that the ReformaKKKlowns would oppose the passing of a bill targeting hate & terror symbols, considering most of the hate & terror symbols used come from right wing groups. PoiLIEvre’s pandering to the extreme right & various extreme Christian groups is a threat to all Canadians.
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I don't generally enjoy marketing e-mails but I fucking love the sudden, thrashing gear shifts between "hey buddy, cheap tasty seasonings" and "the Republican Party is a cancer on society that cannot be allowed to approach the levers of power again" that Penzey's Spices keeps dropping to my inbox.
September 2, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I don't generally enjoy marketing e-mails but I fucking love the sudden, thrashing gear shifts between "hey buddy, cheap tasty seasonings" and "the Republican Party is a cancer on society that cannot be allowed to approach the levers of power again" that Penzey's Spices keeps dropping to my inbox.
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Sadly, for Hegseth, when you change the mandate from "defence" to "war", and you go around saying your soldiers exist to kill, it becomes a little less believable when you deny that you ordered troops to kill men clinging to the remains of their boat.
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sadly, for Hegseth, when you change the mandate from "defence" to "war", and you go around saying your soldiers exist to kill, it becomes a little less believable when you deny that you ordered troops to kill men clinging to the remains of their boat.
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Please reskeet or help if you can ♥️
Please help/reskeet if you can ♥️ having a tough time
Rent is covered this week but 450 due next sat
Cell is 75 due on 5th
Parking ticket is $65 due in a month
I'm almost out of food and necessities
Thank you to everyone who has helped in the past ♥️ doing my best
Rent is covered this week but 450 due next sat
Cell is 75 due on 5th
Parking ticket is $65 due in a month
I'm almost out of food and necessities
Thank you to everyone who has helped in the past ♥️ doing my best
Trans homeless and struggling
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Please reskeet or help if you can ♥️
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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Costco suing the Trump administration has the bonus giggle factor of being alongside other consumer goods distributors bringing similar lawsuits.
That’s right.
They come in bulk.
That’s right.
They come in bulk.
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Costco suing the Trump administration has the bonus giggle factor of being alongside other consumer goods distributors bringing similar lawsuits.
That’s right.
They come in bulk.
That’s right.
They come in bulk.
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It's funny how I don't see anybody say shit like "oh what you couldn't just Google that?" anymore because everybody knows Google is just AI soup now and who the shit knows what it'll tell you.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's funny how I don't see anybody say shit like "oh what you couldn't just Google that?" anymore because everybody knows Google is just AI soup now and who the shit knows what it'll tell you.
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Ahhh, December. A time to enjoy the holidays, relax, and start a new and complicated knitting project for a Christmas present that you have almost no hope of finishing in time but have convinced yourself you can because you somehow manage to every year despite the stress it brings you
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December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ahhh, December. A time to enjoy the holidays, relax, and start a new and complicated knitting project for a Christmas present that you have almost no hope of finishing in time but have convinced yourself you can because you somehow manage to every year despite the stress it brings you
🎄🎄🎄
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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Do you know how well the Democrats would do if they stopped being corporately captured right chasing shills and just embraced all the things that people are clearly stating they want. Goddamn
Consider that Tuesday's elections showed that dems could win *despite* dem leadership, despite Schumer relentlessly ratfucking them even up to the very last minute.
Millions of people volunteered, and saw for themselves how totally fucking useless dem leaders were compared to themselves.
Millions of people volunteered, and saw for themselves how totally fucking useless dem leaders were compared to themselves.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do you know how well the Democrats would do if they stopped being corporately captured right chasing shills and just embraced all the things that people are clearly stating they want. Goddamn
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I fully support this. I know people think it's just Israel-Palestine but I legitimately believe it's because of the "type" of Irish they are. They're Irish form the North of Ireland, who rap in the Irish language and don't support traditional colonial stereotypes
globalnews.ca/news/1154928...
globalnews.ca/news/1154928...
Kneecap launches defamation case against Liberal MP over entry ban video - National | Globalnews.ca
The legal action comes after government documents revealed the Prime Minister’s Office and the Canada Border Services Agency were not 'involved' in Vince Gasparro's announcement.
globalnews.ca
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I fully support this. I know people think it's just Israel-Palestine but I legitimately believe it's because of the "type" of Irish they are. They're Irish form the North of Ireland, who rap in the Irish language and don't support traditional colonial stereotypes
globalnews.ca/news/1154928...
globalnews.ca/news/1154928...
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Reminder that I am Canadian, gay, and single.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reminder that I am Canadian, gay, and single.
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Beyond the sheer degree of antisemitism, it’s also vile to the point of being almost comical that he thinks his life is worth *half of humanity* when he hasn’t made a single lasting positive contribution in our collective lives.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Beyond the sheer degree of antisemitism, it’s also vile to the point of being almost comical that he thinks his life is worth *half of humanity* when he hasn’t made a single lasting positive contribution in our collective lives.
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Omg someone should do a Notwithstanding Claus protest.
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Omg someone should do a Notwithstanding Claus protest.
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“Which may create conflicts of interest and divided loyalties”
I’m curious how exclusive citizenship is supposed to stop me from being a hater.
I’m curious how exclusive citizenship is supposed to stop me from being a hater.
Sen. Bernie Moreno, R-Ohio, just introduced a bill to ban Americans from holding dual citizenship. The bill says that to “preserve the integrity of national citizenship, allegiance to the United States must be undivided.” It’s called the Exclusive Citizenship Act.
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Which may create conflicts of interest and divided loyalties”
I’m curious how exclusive citizenship is supposed to stop me from being a hater.
I’m curious how exclusive citizenship is supposed to stop me from being a hater.
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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there is nothing more confusing to me than people who hate ms. rachel. it's like hating puppies. it's a declaration that you have no soul.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
there is nothing more confusing to me than people who hate ms. rachel. it's like hating puppies. it's a declaration that you have no soul.
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The winning message: fuck Ms. Rachel
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The winning message: fuck Ms. Rachel
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If we tell them it's a flood zone or likely to burn down in wildfires, it hurts sales
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Zillow deletes climate risk data from listings after complaints it harms sales
Site deletes feature after real estate agents and some homeowners say scores appear arbitrary and hurt sales
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If we tell them it's a flood zone or likely to burn down in wildfires, it hurts sales
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What river is the house built next to? Oh, Denial.
If we tell them it's a flood zone or likely to burn down in wildfires, it hurts sales
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Zillow deletes climate risk data from listings after complaints it harms sales
Site deletes feature after real estate agents and some homeowners say scores appear arbitrary and hurt sales
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What river is the house built next to? Oh, Denial.
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Zillow
-But all I did was tell the truth
Red Blazer Realty
-Of course you did…
-But all I did was tell the truth
Red Blazer Realty
-Of course you did…
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Zillow
-But all I did was tell the truth
Red Blazer Realty
-Of course you did…
-But all I did was tell the truth
Red Blazer Realty
-Of course you did…
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I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
Bari Weiss’s Big Secret Is That She’s Boring
The “contrarian” journalist’s new vision for CBS News appears to just mean reinventing Crossfire.
newrepublic.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
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Danielle Smith hearing that the "Alberta Forever Canada" petition has been successfully verified by Elections Alberta
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Danielle Smith hearing that the "Alberta Forever Canada" petition has been successfully verified by Elections Alberta