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Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.northsky.social
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Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
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This banger from the early days of the internet remains ever-relevant.
Cluelessness There are no stupid questions, But there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I saw some cows!
Cows! In a field!
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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When she tells you she's not into middle aged men.
When she tells you she's not into middle aged men. Depicted is a sad knight with a sword.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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A smiling God-Emperor of Mankind in his golden armour. "The God-Emperor of mankind has approved this post."
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Don't know what you're talking about.
A crucified Santa in a store window in Japan.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Holy fuck, Brit.
An Imperial Commissar from 40K looking concerned, with the word "Concern" at the top of the image.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

AT LAST MY TIME HAS COME
Me: I have the body of a god Her: that's hot! Me: (Nurgle, god of plagues, brings his rotting, festering body in for a hug)
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

I'm not sure this is good...
Chad: So, what are your political views? Guy in hoodie: I'm an arachno-communist! Chad: Really? How old are y... wait, did you say "arachno"? GIH: *spiders* Chad: OH SHIT GIH: GO MY CHILDREN, SIEZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Hey a cute kitty!
Chelsea the cat on my coffee table.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I have this poster, signed by each astronaut, around here somewhere.

Respect.

(note this was from the mid-90s before some uncomfortable truths came out about certain people)
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Chelsea cat believes in you.
Chelsea the cat on a coffee table looking totes adorbs. Totes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Use the expanded guide.
Cube rules of food, expanded version.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Welp
The God-Emperor of Mankind, in His golden armour, is looking concerned at this thought.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I see your Warhammer and raise you a Warhammer.
A Warhammer battlemech but done up as if it was from Warhammer 40 000.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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*cyberpunk executive voice*

See that you do, Ms. Elation. We are watching you closely.
A severe looking white man with a closely groomed beard and a business haircut. He is wearing a mottled purple suit with a black shirt underneath. Cyberware dances brightly along his temples.
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I just personally don't agree with radiation poisoning. You held a rock and now you feel bad? Grow up.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Drop something SCARY 👻 🎃
From Wikipedia, a graph of ever-increasing CO2 concentrations in Earth's atmosphere.
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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No, I'm focusing on the green. Now eating the sandwich like that is fucking weird, yes. But WHY DID THEY MAKE HER GREEN? Like someone went out of their way to colour correct her that way.

I mean, unless Cuomo's courting the Orion vote but...
An Orion Pirate. I don't know from which show, I stopped watching Star Trek after DS9.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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One more.

Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Alternately, Sci-fi is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature, and fantasy is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature.
Sci-fi is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature, and fantasy is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature. Pictures of Snoke and Gollum are relevant.
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Oh, that's easy.
Fantasy is when Karl Urban has long hair and sci-fi is when Karl Urban has short hair.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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OK... I'll let you off the hook.

This time.
A chicken making the "I've got my eyes on you!" gesture.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I always have my favourite candidate as a backup.
CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT Why choose the lesser evil?
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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How you DUNE?
How you DUNE? With Matt Leblanc in various Dune outfits.
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Baldur's Gate 3 quote seems relevant.
A kindly old woman says "I'll rip your spine out of your arsehole".
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM