Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
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Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.northsky.social
Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
This banger from the early days of the internet remains ever-relevant.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I saw some cows!
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When she tells you she's not into middle aged men.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't know what you're talking about.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Holy fuck, Brit.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

AT LAST MY TIME HAS COME
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

I'm not sure this is good...
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hey a cute kitty!
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have this poster, signed by each astronaut, around here somewhere.

Respect.

(note this was from the mid-90s before some uncomfortable truths came out about certain people)
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Chelsea cat believes in you.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Use the expanded guide.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Welp
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I see your Warhammer and raise you a Warhammer.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*cyberpunk executive voice*

See that you do, Ms. Elation. We are watching you closely.
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Drop something SCARY 👻 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No, I'm focusing on the green. Now eating the sandwich like that is fucking weird, yes. But WHY DID THEY MAKE HER GREEN? Like someone went out of their way to colour correct her that way.

I mean, unless Cuomo's courting the Orion vote but...
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
One more.

Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Alternately, Sci-fi is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature, and fantasy is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature.
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh, that's easy.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
OK... I'll let you off the hook.

This time.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I always have my favourite candidate as a backup.
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
How you DUNE?
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Baldur's Gate 3 quote seems relevant.
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM