Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. America's #1 AI Hater. (He/him guy dude)
Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!
Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
Author of "Ultimart" available NOW!
Get it here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
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Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Hey everyone, I have some exciting, very cool news!
I'm publishing a book! It's called "Ultimart" and it's available 4/15/25!
It's a dark sci-fi comedy about an AI marketing worker waging war against a dome city run by a single megacorp.
You can pre-order it here: carlwilhoyte.com/product/ulti...
I'm publishing a book! It's called "Ultimart" and it's available 4/15/25!
It's a dark sci-fi comedy about an AI marketing worker waging war against a dome city run by a single megacorp.
You can pre-order it here: carlwilhoyte.com/product/ulti...
LOL what if they just... don't build it and leave a giant-ass hole in the White House wall, that is a plausible outcome
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
LOL what if they just... don't build it and leave a giant-ass hole in the White House wall, that is a plausible outcome
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Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sure, they've made an environmentally catastrophic mass hallucination disinformation plagiarism Clippy that will destabilize the world, but also their other goal is to replace human workers entirely and let us humans starve. A boycott of AI is the most important boycott of your entire life.
Congrats to the War on Terror for intentionally muddling this very simple distinction!
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Congrats to the War on Terror for intentionally muddling this very simple distinction!
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
I just realized this. You know who never did any AI bot slop? Who never bothered to stick their toe in that swamp?
Valve.
Valve.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just realized this. You know who never did any AI bot slop? Who never bothered to stick their toe in that swamp?
Valve.
Valve.
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Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
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Or this one www.latimes.com/california/s...
U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say
Lawyers for Carlos Jimenez said he was in fear after an agent threatened him with chemical spray, then pointed a gun at him.
www.latimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Or this one www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Or this one www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Bodycam videos show ICE agents’ initial reactions to fatal Chicago shooting
Video from local police who first responded to the scene provides crucial context, since the immigration agents weren't wearing body cameras.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Or this one www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
You'll All Float Down Here, Charlie Brown
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You'll All Float Down Here, Charlie Brown
Shut your fucking ass up
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Shut your fucking ass up
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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As is traditional Uncle Bill will say grace
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As is traditional Uncle Bill will say grace
My dumb ass giggling at this entire thread
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My dumb ass giggling at this entire thread
"Bart Simpson calling Moe's Tavern" name.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Bart Simpson calling Moe's Tavern" name.
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BTW this is what a sane response to an attempted coup looks like, in case you were wondering.
Bolsonaro and fellow coup-conspirators (such as the former army and navy commanders) start their prison sentences today
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Jair Bolsonaro ordered to start 27-year prison term for plotting Brazil coup
Ex-president to start serving term in 12 sq metre bedroom in police base in Brasília after time for appeals elapses
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
BTW this is what a sane response to an attempted coup looks like, in case you were wondering.
Musk's legacy is going to be rotting loser waifu chatbots atop a pile of children's corpses.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
The numbers vary from study to study but hundreds of thousands of people have died because of Elon Musk and Marco Rubio illegally disbanding USAID — a body count on par with the first eight years of the Syrian civil war — In just seven months. It’s mass death that is simply unfathomable in scale.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Musk's legacy is going to be rotting loser waifu chatbots atop a pile of children's corpses.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
We don't hate him *enough* is my point.
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thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
This is just, like, cartoonishly evil. This is parody levels of unmitigated cruelty. You'd think ICE was the enemy in a Captain America movie or something.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is just, like, cartoonishly evil. This is parody levels of unmitigated cruelty. You'd think ICE was the enemy in a Captain America movie or something.
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
Like everything else nowadays, it's a shambling, confused, illegal mess propelled by the rotting inertia of a senile old man's racist impulses and an apathetic crony bureaucracy with nothing better to do.
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Like everything else nowadays, it's a shambling, confused, illegal mess propelled by the rotting inertia of a senile old man's racist impulses and an apathetic crony bureaucracy with nothing better to do.