the figlet who stole mistmas
@carpetbenzo.bsky.social
word salad ditch witch and 10/10 muddiest goose
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Disgraced Elm: im gonna need you to holler terrible things. it has always been my great ambition to turn you evil
me: im cranking the lever! AMMONIA! NITRITE! NITRATE! SUNSPOT! SUNSPOT!
Disgraced Elm: 😳my loathsome pet..
me: im cranking the lever! AMMONIA! NITRITE! NITRATE! SUNSPOT! SUNSPOT!
Disgraced Elm: 😳my loathsome pet..
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Disgraced Elm: im gonna need you to holler terrible things. it has always been my great ambition to turn you evil
me: im cranking the lever! AMMONIA! NITRITE! NITRATE! SUNSPOT! SUNSPOT!
Disgraced Elm: 😳my loathsome pet..
me: im cranking the lever! AMMONIA! NITRITE! NITRATE! SUNSPOT! SUNSPOT!
Disgraced Elm: 😳my loathsome pet..
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me: simple baby. exquisite baby
baby: I'm ones year old.
me: who birth you?
baby: Mother
me: thats what i thought
baby: Swag baby
me: crazy baby
baby: I'm ones year old.
me: who birth you?
baby: Mother
me: thats what i thought
baby: Swag baby
me: crazy baby
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
me: simple baby. exquisite baby
baby: I'm ones year old.
me: who birth you?
baby: Mother
me: thats what i thought
baby: Swag baby
me: crazy baby
baby: I'm ones year old.
me: who birth you?
baby: Mother
me: thats what i thought
baby: Swag baby
me: crazy baby
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(frustrated) body triangle. body snake (almost crying) triangle snakes
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
(frustrated) body triangle. body snake (almost crying) triangle snakes
unfortunately as you proceed in basic field mycology you realize you need a good microscope and the ability to collect and mail a mobile fungarium to a nerd on the west coast with a pcr machine but at least they put a big blackhawks jersey on the brachiosaurus in concourse B at o'hare
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
unfortunately as you proceed in basic field mycology you realize you need a good microscope and the ability to collect and mail a mobile fungarium to a nerd on the west coast with a pcr machine but at least they put a big blackhawks jersey on the brachiosaurus in concourse B at o'hare
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I love slithering around
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I love slithering around
stereum lobatum ever lives in the shadow of trametes versicolor. this may be helpful for those just begin. however, i believe common name should be copperpenny tato chip, or perhaps the lobed figlet.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
stereum lobatum ever lives in the shadow of trametes versicolor. this may be helpful for those just begin. however, i believe common name should be copperpenny tato chip, or perhaps the lobed figlet.
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Robots are really good at sending down into the sewers to fight the worm colonies from what I have seen
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Robots are really good at sending down into the sewers to fight the worm colonies from what I have seen
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the poop is coming to your house
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the poop is coming to your house
my sleep deprivation hangover is the swaggiest for world. you cannot even oppose me because i am insubstantial and therefore Online
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
my sleep deprivation hangover is the swaggiest for world. you cannot even oppose me because i am insubstantial and therefore Online
im going to horsetown usa. ill stay as long as they cant detect me
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
im going to horsetown usa. ill stay as long as they cant detect me
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they will be generating wasps here
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
they will be generating wasps here
taint youre dream with the threat of the pale pigeon? the painted pigeon's tactical vest.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
taint youre dream with the threat of the pale pigeon? the painted pigeon's tactical vest.
he was a boy, she was a girl. can i make it any more obvious
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
he was a boy, she was a girl. can i make it any more obvious
ma neck itchy. make it normal for the next person #normalforthenextperson
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ma neck itchy. make it normal for the next person #normalforthenextperson
hippo will chomp the moon at the end of days! hippo will chomp the moon!
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
hippo will chomp the moon at the end of days! hippo will chomp the moon!
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calling upon people to line up in straight lines and then line up also into circles and triangles. and then after that we will all figure out what to do
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
calling upon people to line up in straight lines and then line up also into circles and triangles. and then after that we will all figure out what to do
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my boy rinko the philozzopher: In forming, vaingloriousness, outer-inner Globes of Tactile Dogma, and the missions, or Ur-Missions, of contrived faith, axis of spitting, axis of "fucking"(Sex)
my boy Lloyd Prune: Boy im farting. Motherfuck boi
my boy rinko the philozzopher: barley-as-Demigod, oats,
my boy Lloyd Prune: Boy im farting. Motherfuck boi
my boy rinko the philozzopher: barley-as-Demigod, oats,
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my boy rinko the philozzopher: In forming, vaingloriousness, outer-inner Globes of Tactile Dogma, and the missions, or Ur-Missions, of contrived faith, axis of spitting, axis of "fucking"(Sex)
my boy Lloyd Prune: Boy im farting. Motherfuck boi
my boy rinko the philozzopher: barley-as-Demigod, oats,
my boy Lloyd Prune: Boy im farting. Motherfuck boi
my boy rinko the philozzopher: barley-as-Demigod, oats,
aiming too wage bloodless war against horticultural bullshit gofuckyourself bye !
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
aiming too wage bloodless war against horticultural bullshit gofuckyourself bye !
no i dont have time for anything. i just have time to poop my pants
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
no i dont have time for anything. i just have time to poop my pants
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me, taking field notes with Fiendish Fabiana: Hickory nutte- shagbark & bitternut- green & quartered.
Fiendish Fabiana, taking field notes with me: Eastern Black Walnut- green & round big ball almost beaned you.
me: Wanut Almost Wane Me on th' dome
Fiendish Fabiana, taking field notes with me: Eastern Black Walnut- green & round big ball almost beaned you.
me: Wanut Almost Wane Me on th' dome
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me, taking field notes with Fiendish Fabiana: Hickory nutte- shagbark & bitternut- green & quartered.
Fiendish Fabiana, taking field notes with me: Eastern Black Walnut- green & round big ball almost beaned you.
me: Wanut Almost Wane Me on th' dome
Fiendish Fabiana, taking field notes with me: Eastern Black Walnut- green & round big ball almost beaned you.
me: Wanut Almost Wane Me on th' dome
its like this. put the reeses to my mouth and nobody gets waned
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
its like this. put the reeses to my mouth and nobody gets waned
grimes ai voice is now tossing the big lego through ma window to take ma strongly enchanted walkies stick
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
grimes ai voice is now tossing the big lego through ma window to take ma strongly enchanted walkies stick
they let me out to play so my cooked egg perfect. my runny oak
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
they let me out to play so my cooked egg perfect. my runny oak
keep you grow tent warm. mushroom awaken to realize a strange god shelters him
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
keep you grow tent warm. mushroom awaken to realize a strange god shelters him