Carter Wickstrom
@carterwickstrom.bsky.social
globalist. rooted cosmopolitan. situationist, groucho tendency.
human, roll for initiative
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
human, roll for initiative
I would 100% throw my support behind a presidential candidate that took this bullshit seriously.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I would 100% throw my support behind a presidential candidate that took this bullshit seriously.
so I sent this to my kid, and here's his response
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
so I sent this to my kid, and here's his response
(here's a photo I took of a Buddhist parade in Seoul, just outside of Gwangjang Market)
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
(here's a photo I took of a Buddhist parade in Seoul, just outside of Gwangjang Market)
I mean, our 50# girls think that they're lapdogs, and the adolescent one sometimes thinks she could be a damn fine hat, so... it could be worse?
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I mean, our 50# girls think that they're lapdogs, and the adolescent one sometimes thinks she could be a damn fine hat, so... it could be worse?
Ceiling Ian MacKaye sees all, knows all.
October 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ceiling Ian MacKaye sees all, knows all.
looks like county-owned or state-owned property - isn't that Multnomah County parcel one of the white squares? and one of the ones up by I-84 looks like it's OR DOT.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
looks like county-owned or state-owned property - isn't that Multnomah County parcel one of the white squares? and one of the ones up by I-84 looks like it's OR DOT.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
our latest is a jumper.
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
our latest is a jumper.
my bad, I misremembered that it was a one-time fix in 2018
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
my bad, I misremembered that it was a one-time fix in 2018
Gemini had no idea what to do with a prompt for a WW1 coastal defense monitor but make it a monitor lizard until I got verbally abusive and scolded it. 🫤
September 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Gemini had no idea what to do with a prompt for a WW1 coastal defense monitor but make it a monitor lizard until I got verbally abusive and scolded it. 🫤
did someone say ears
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
did someone say ears
I am posting this under my wallet name
my grandfather killed fascists by the 105mm round, as a replacement, up through Italy, France, and, eventually, Germany.
I am an anti-fascist.
my grandfather killed fascists by the 105mm round, as a replacement, up through Italy, France, and, eventually, Germany.
I am an anti-fascist.
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I am posting this under my wallet name
my grandfather killed fascists by the 105mm round, as a replacement, up through Italy, France, and, eventually, Germany.
I am an anti-fascist.
my grandfather killed fascists by the 105mm round, as a replacement, up through Italy, France, and, eventually, Germany.
I am an anti-fascist.
there's a boat for sale near me that would be perfect for this - anyone got an extra $1.5 million USD burning a hole in their pocket?
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
there's a boat for sale near me that would be perfect for this - anyone got an extra $1.5 million USD burning a hole in their pocket?
Because I am 12, and because the LinkedIn ad-targeting algorithm is _so_ broken, I present to you:
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Twang Fiesta Lime Rimmer
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Twang Fiesta Lime Rimmer
![Screenshot of ad in my LinkedIn feed. It reads:
"TWANG
Twang Partners LLC
2,743 followers
Promoted
• • •
[tada emoji] NEW from Twang: Fiesta Lime Rimmer!
...more"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r7u7br57m63eillhrq57uz7d/bafkreigzvfhgmb55cl3wjegw3k2htmysharoeedw52dcm6uhcpmfugf4s4@jpeg)
September 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Because I am 12, and because the LinkedIn ad-targeting algorithm is _so_ broken, I present to you:
[drumroll]
Twang Fiesta Lime Rimmer
[drumroll]
Twang Fiesta Lime Rimmer
where there are horses, there is grain
where there is grain, there are mice
where there are mice, there are...
where there is grain, there are mice
where there are mice, there are...
September 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
where there are horses, there is grain
where there is grain, there are mice
where there are mice, there are...
where there is grain, there are mice
where there are mice, there are...
see, human? I am so smol.
September 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
see, human? I am so smol.
lol, I wasn't aware of the M1 Carbine oopsie, beyond
August 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
lol, I wasn't aware of the M1 Carbine oopsie, beyond
I may have found the latter-day version of a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
August 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I may have found the latter-day version of a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
so, last week was cool - bucket list, check!
August 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
so, last week was cool - bucket list, check!