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IT'S A-ME, CASARINO
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Playwright, musician, writer, disc golf advocate. I was @Casarino on that outhouse-fire site.
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Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
I'm starting to veer from "trump is clearly succumbing to dementia, his superego is disintegrating in real time" to "trump is actively dying"
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm starting to veer from "trump is clearly succumbing to dementia, his superego is disintegrating in real time" to "trump is actively dying"
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First of all, Darlene Love is the Queen of Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
First of all, Darlene Love is the Queen of Christmas
This is why we had the revolution
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is why we had the revolution
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
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At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
I would switch #1 and #2 (a hill I will absolutely die on) and probably #3 and #4 (not dying on that one), but this is solid work by Pritzker.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I would switch #1 and #2 (a hill I will absolutely die on) and probably #3 and #4 (not dying on that one), but this is solid work by Pritzker.
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you don't actually have to talk to these people
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you don't actually have to talk to these people
I love giving big VOL accounts a shot only for my feed to endure takes like "they say Biden's economy was great, but really the economy was so much better 60 years ago"
annnnnd unfollow
annnnnd unfollow
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I love giving big VOL accounts a shot only for my feed to endure takes like "they say Biden's economy was great, but really the economy was so much better 60 years ago"
annnnnd unfollow
annnnnd unfollow
Rude.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Rude.
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
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logging into bluesky dot app
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
logging into bluesky dot app
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I've never felt more old and out of touch and also happy about being old and out of touch
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I've never felt more old and out of touch and also happy about being old and out of touch
I know this really isn't funny, but this crime gets progressively hilarious the more you read. (A massively dumb Google search, major evidence left in the car, that sort of thing.)
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I know this really isn't funny, but this crime gets progressively hilarious the more you read. (A massively dumb Google search, major evidence left in the car, that sort of thing.)
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
Then you see her scars, and hoooo boy.
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Folks, we need to have a little Civics #101 chat, because apparently the media no longer seems fit to explain to you whats happening.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Folks, we need to have a little Civics #101 chat, because apparently the media no longer seems fit to explain to you whats happening.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.
So quick review:
The House passed a clean CR.
The senate has not passed anything.