Casey Boyd
@caseyboyd.bsky.social
writer, musician, former eisner-losing editor of MAD Magazine. if dracula invited me into his castle i’d say “thank you, what an honor” and then i’d bear spray his sorry ass
that’s what we get for giving the best sound oscar to dune pt II (just going with the format i’m seeing)
March 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
that’s what we get for giving the best sound oscar to dune pt II (just going with the format i’m seeing)
helplessly watching america descend into nazi fascism, all while that fucking burger king song is stuck in my head
January 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
helplessly watching america descend into nazi fascism, all while that fucking burger king song is stuck in my head
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every time one of his rockets explode everybody acts like it's a good thing, like rockets are SUPPOSED to explode, but i don't think they (neck dart) don't think they think they're su sup supposed
January 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
every time one of his rockets explode everybody acts like it's a good thing, like rockets are SUPPOSED to explode, but i don't think they (neck dart) don't think they think they're su sup supposed
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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January 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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theonion.com/lapd-ar...
somehow, against all odds, this is the most embarrassing detail
December 23, 2024 at 6:52 PM
somehow, against all odds, this is the most embarrassing detail
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this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
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I wonder if the cauliflower tikka masala is good at this hundred year old prime rib place where Walt Disney used to eat.
December 6, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I wonder if the cauliflower tikka masala is good at this hundred year old prime rib place where Walt Disney used to eat.
hard not to file this one under “instant results”
December 6, 2024 at 7:04 AM
hard not to file this one under “instant results”
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Indie artist supporters!
I'm doing 30% off all my digital albums and merch (cassettes, shirts, etc) today. Use code 'cyber'
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I'm doing 30% off all my digital albums and merch (cassettes, shirts, etc) today. Use code 'cyber'
alliegoertz.bandcamp.com/merch/
December 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Indie artist supporters!
I'm doing 30% off all my digital albums and merch (cassettes, shirts, etc) today. Use code 'cyber'
alliegoertz.bandcamp.com/merch/
I'm doing 30% off all my digital albums and merch (cassettes, shirts, etc) today. Use code 'cyber'
alliegoertz.bandcamp.com/merch/
(my first day working at a winery)
would you like a small bowl of wine for your dog?
would you like a small bowl of wine for your dog?
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
(my first day working at a winery)
would you like a small bowl of wine for your dog?
would you like a small bowl of wine for your dog?
the year is 2003. no one is totally sold on this “bandages” song
December 1, 2024 at 4:26 AM
the year is 2003. no one is totally sold on this “bandages” song
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“Gabbo Roan” … is this anything?
November 30, 2024 at 6:34 AM
“Gabbo Roan” … is this anything?
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Happy “turn off your family’s motion smoothing” day
November 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Happy “turn off your family’s motion smoothing” day
don’t forget to mash that potato button
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
don’t forget to mash that potato button
fred durst: SHUT the fuck up and BACK the fuck up while we FUCK this track up
me: jeez this guy means business
me: jeez this guy means business
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 AM
fred durst: SHUT the fuck up and BACK the fuck up while we FUCK this track up
me: jeez this guy means business
me: jeez this guy means business
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? sure i guess
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? sure i guess
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She's the queen of the harpies!
November 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
She's the queen of the harpies!
(my first day as a pilot)
okay folks we are beginning our final approach, and i do mean that in a bad way
okay folks we are beginning our final approach, and i do mean that in a bad way
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
(my first day as a pilot)
okay folks we are beginning our final approach, and i do mean that in a bad way
okay folks we are beginning our final approach, and i do mean that in a bad way
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
job listing for social media manager at a cold-pressed juice company wants me to be a “fearless storyteller”
November 24, 2024 at 11:50 PM
job listing for social media manager at a cold-pressed juice company wants me to be a “fearless storyteller”
it’s important to distinguish the Wienermobile (Oscar Mayer’s famous hot dog vehicle) from Wiener Mobile (Oscar Mayer’s unreliable hot dog cellular network)
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
it’s important to distinguish the Wienermobile (Oscar Mayer’s famous hot dog vehicle) from Wiener Mobile (Oscar Mayer’s unreliable hot dog cellular network)
[in a 1970’s boardroom, the CEO of eggo waffles stamps out a cigarette and addresses his marketing team]
we’re looking for something needlessly aggressive
we’re looking for something needlessly aggressive
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
[in a 1970’s boardroom, the CEO of eggo waffles stamps out a cigarette and addresses his marketing team]
we’re looking for something needlessly aggressive
we’re looking for something needlessly aggressive
if i drove for uber i’d have a one-star rating for taking everyone here
November 23, 2024 at 10:13 PM
if i drove for uber i’d have a one-star rating for taking everyone here
beginning each email with “You there!” until i land the job of my dreams
November 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
beginning each email with “You there!” until i land the job of my dreams