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Casey
@caseyguise.bsky.social
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I’m a bit tired actually
📍Maine
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November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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It’s beginning… ✨🎄
(I ran out of ribbon so back to the store I go…)
Christmas decorations on a white marble fireplace and gilt frame mirror above. Red and white striped ribbon on garland and a red berry wreath.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Seeing @dgschell.bsky.social in an IG ad is sending me
Instagram ad of zodiac inspired glass Christmas ornaments. Donny is famously the model, leaning over a sink in a jock, shaving.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Gobble gobble!
Hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 bird- and I mean cock 🐔 🥵just like those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any of daddy’s💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy sticky sweet potato slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for to get stuffed 🍆🍆
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Happy Turkey Week I made this and it was perfect
Gay guy wearing black ball cap and black glasses holding a platter with a roasted turkey
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Feeling very thankful
A long table with all my friend seated around it, in a Victorian room with candles lit and red drapes
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said (all the things she said)
This is not enough
The kinds cool new pope speaking into a microphone and closing his eyes a little
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Debra Messing as Grace screaming BAD GAY MAN
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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New fave reaction image
Elle Fanning holding a copy of BRINGING UP BABY, saying I love Katharine Hepburn
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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cool cool cool
Denise Richards, with furrowed brow, looking down at something intently
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Thinking thoughts
Two shirtless men with short beards kissing passionately in a club bathroom
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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FUCK
Screenshot of me typing a skeet saying “I love gay people” and there are suggested stickers to add. See next image. Screenshot of me describing the suggested stickers for “gay people” are Trixie Mattel, a vintage drawing of men having s*x, and my friggin face!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I love gay people
Instagram screenshot where the top stories are all close friends. Emojis hide identities of these hot people in my phone
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Feral! on a Sunday
Parody of Seurat’s Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte featuring muscly and naked men
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Good Sunday morning to you!
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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“Steal her look!”
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Kombucha girl in two photos. One looking disgusted and one considering actually this is yummy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Little Edie saying It’s very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I LOVE BEING GAY
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Ashamed to say my fun water vessel has in fact encouraged me to drink more water
Book cover: How to be a Basic Bitch. The field guide to brunch, lattes, pink fashion, movies, and living the basic bitch lifestyle by Brittney Arel
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I’m a delight
Screenshot of a text saying Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 Turn a TRICK or TREAT yourself to that ghost dick👌🏻👻🎉 🤗 Let’s dance around 💃🏼 to throw some A$$ 🍑💦 for the demonic forces of darkness!! 😈 ⚰️ SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 cock-gobbling 🍆 hungry hungry hippo BITCH you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a exorSEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE Count Sucksalot! Get 0️⃣ back & you 😪 gotta wait for another full moon to get nasty 🌕 🍾 in your bloody gash!👎🏻 HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Besties got married at our place yesterday and it was truly iconic, topped off with burlesque dancers at the after party in our barn 🔥
Three photos of two grooms exchanging vows, kissing and holding hands Taper candles with a jazz singer and bassist on stage in the background A woman holds giant pink ostrich feather fans in front of a painting of a woman holding a fan in the 19th century A male burlesque performer in silhouette with arms outstretched above his head and one leg just as high up in the air
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Yes
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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It’s spooky season so pour one out for the ultimate diva Carrigan Crittenden
Cathy Moriarty as Carignan Crittenden in CASPER, wearing sunglasses and smoking
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM