John
@casioroee.bsky.social
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Amazon is recommending me flippers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Amazon is recommending me flippers.
I referenced Craig David to two colleagues in their twenties and they gave me a blank stare. And rightly so, 7 Days was released 25 years ago. It’s all Labubus and Skibadi Toilet, get with the programme
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I referenced Craig David to two colleagues in their twenties and they gave me a blank stare. And rightly so, 7 Days was released 25 years ago. It’s all Labubus and Skibadi Toilet, get with the programme
Me when I find a Wilko that’s still open
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Me when I find a Wilko that’s still open
What is the most deeply-affecting scene in the history of cinema?
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What is the most deeply-affecting scene in the history of cinema?
My taxi driver has just farted
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My taxi driver has just farted
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Hopefully you’ve got Halloween out your system now, and will stop dabbling with the occult.
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hopefully you’ve got Halloween out your system now, and will stop dabbling with the occult.
Apologies, I have a new piece of bath equipment to go with my bath pillow and bath whisk: a bath lava lamp that’s over 25 years old. I’ve had it on for an hour and the wax hasn’t moved
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Apologies, I have a new piece of bath equipment to go with my bath pillow and bath whisk: a bath lava lamp that’s over 25 years old. I’ve had it on for an hour and the wax hasn’t moved
Just found this photo on a TripAdvisor page for a restaurant in Hemsby
October 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just found this photo on a TripAdvisor page for a restaurant in Hemsby
Just seen this round the corner from me and am now into finding other Halloween decorations that are out and a bit… too much? Little Timmy playfully skipping through a guts-strewn front lawn
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just seen this round the corner from me and am now into finding other Halloween decorations that are out and a bit… too much? Little Timmy playfully skipping through a guts-strewn front lawn
I was a founding member of the High Street Honeys
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I was a founding member of the High Street Honeys
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3 retweets.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
3 retweets.
Flying in to steal your girl in my
September 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Flying in to steal your girl in my
Put this on a Wurlitzer
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Put this on a Wurlitzer
I love romantic graffiti
September 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I love romantic graffiti
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Feel the fear and don’t do it anyway.
September 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Feel the fear and don’t do it anyway.
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WHAT
she gonna look like with a
chim
nee
on
her
she gonna look like with a
chim
nee
on
her
September 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
WHAT
she gonna look like with a
chim
nee
on
her
she gonna look like with a
chim
nee
on
her
No thank you, I don’t want your van full of bovine jizz
September 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No thank you, I don’t want your van full of bovine jizz
Get you a girlfriend who stops your nice woodland walk for half an hour as the rain clouds come in because she’s spotted two voles in the grass and she’s worried someone might tread on them so you’re forced into finding sticks so she can do this so someone else won’t step on them
September 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Get you a girlfriend who stops your nice woodland walk for half an hour as the rain clouds come in because she’s spotted two voles in the grass and she’s worried someone might tread on them so you’re forced into finding sticks so she can do this so someone else won’t step on them
“What flavour of chocolate do you want? Orange, cherry, sea salt or woman?”
August 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“What flavour of chocolate do you want? Orange, cherry, sea salt or woman?”