Imagine the hilarity that would ensue if reporters started calling Trump all the nicknames he's got on the internet, like Mango Mussolini, Preznit Fuckwit, Yam Tits, to cite just a few.

Agree with you 100%. That's why we need to find a Democratic leader with the balls to NOT let bygones be bygones, and to ruthlessly purge and punish corruption and treason, not let it continue to fester like Biden made the fatal mistake of doing.

Don't get me wrong, I think the French guillotine was a great invention and did its job admirably, but Americans could improve on it for today's needs by fashioning one that operates more like a kitchen mandolin.

We could sure use a Patton today.

If the country were comprised only of people who look like Stephen Miller, all industries related to grooming and hair care would collapse and the entire bat population would become homeless because people would sleep in caves hanging by their toes.

To hide his swollen ankles and any signs that he's peed or pooped on himself.

He's got grossly swollen ankles, possibly from fluid retention due to congestive heart failure, too. Anyone else with all the medical conditions he's trying to hide would be in a facility getting comprehensive care, not dressed up in a suit and sent out to spout off like a fucking idiot in public.

His feet are now like water balloons. They probably wheel him around whenever no cameras are present.

No. The woman were surrounded by nothing but boneless chickens.

The man hates the ladies because the ladies think his tiny mushroom and where it's been is disgusting.

If the whole room emptied so there was no one left for Trump to call "stupid," the next thing they'd hear behind that closed door was Trump screaming himself hoarse while ketchup bottles smashed against the walls. He needs timeouts when he behaves like a nasty little brat.

That would explain it. Thanks. I took my lickings when I was naughty (because I was suspended and didn't have any choice) and didn't give the "whys" much thought. Algorithms will be running us all before it's over.

I've somehow never watched Doctor Who (loyal fan of British TV that I am), so the reference slipped right past me. Good take-down, though!

I was permanently suspended from Twitter for wishing Trump tar and feathers for Christmas. But then this year Elon suddenly welcomed me back, but I prefer it over here on Bluesky.

I've been suspended once or twice, but they deleted the post and didn't tell me which one it was, so I still have no idea what I did to offend the gods.

I didn't realize this is a thing people do, but it does sound skeevy. I wonder anyway about people who are here just playing a numbers game. I don't think Bluesky is intended to be so shallow. If I see a disproportionate number of followers to contributions, I take a pass on them.

Our next installment in the "Trump's Words Have Lost All Meaning" series. There is no such thing as a "permanent pause." It's called a stop, a cessation, a halt, a discontinuance. Anything but a "pause."

But in fact this BS is truly a pause because it will end with Trump's last gasp.

I don't think there's a planet in our galaxy or any other where Trump is called "President of the World."

Oops! I can't tell if the doctor looks tired or not. I don't think I've ever heard of him, either.