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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 17h

xie lian, god of the OSHA-10hr

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

YES!!! I'M NOT FUCKING* THIS FISH TO FUCK A HUMAN IN A FISH COSTUME????

*ordering my guards (blorbo) to fuck this fish

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

*muffled shrieking*

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

screencap from the youtube video of the sakeru gummy japanese commercial from 2019

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

(/▽＼) hahahahh STOP I'M BLUSHIN'

i actually do "lineart" as like....... really sketchy actually but my canvas is SO BIG that when you zoom it back out... it looks cleaner than it is >3

WEHHHH i love the silly lil fins and things on mers SOOO much <333

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

HEHEHEHE he's got lil finny graspers :3c

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

i told myself i wasn't gonna post any wips from this because they remove impact from the final but... it's been so much and i have nowhere else to vent my sufferings TT A TT

CALLOUT POST FOR LONGBOI MERHUA: HE'S TOO!! LONG?!!??! I NEED HIM TO *STOP*

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

also considering xie lian demanding the do-over and then.... doing the exact same thing... and hua cheng is just like @///@ "oh... gege does the same thing when he's awake too..."
xl: what?! did i do something wrong?? IT JUST FELT RIGHT? kind of familiar????? (っ °Д °;)っ

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

APPRECIATION FOR TITS OF ALL SHAPES & SIZES!!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ<3333

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 1d

omgggg thank you!!! \^o^/ <33
hualian gets to try EVERYTHING 'cause we KNOW they're gonna hehehehh <3

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

yessss the fantastical disconnect of holding a normal sized flower... next to one the makes u seem moth-sized x'''D

classic early books hualian tho.... hc cannot escape his fate (being overwhelmed and discomfited by his crush being affectionate back to him)

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

oh man oh man i am LOVING the worldbuilding MEGAFLORA !!!! hahah what a great way to have them still be kinda moth-sized to their environment AND humanish at the same time!

also lmao poor hua cheng "don't get hard don't get hard" *gege put his tongue down my throat* "failed step one"

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

is this in order. no. is it running on anything stronger than "vibes ig?" hahahah. is it to anyone's taste but my own. possibly not ^^;;;

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

OUGHGHHHHH THE CATS ARE SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL and they're CUDDLING i cry TT A TT <3333

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

THIS IS INCREDIBLY QUICK AND DIRTY but i have made a very rough "moths" playlist

... i apologize a *little* for the last song. i had to 😔

moths

open.spotify.com

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

is it still polite if you KEEP asking for half or the entire hour before it's food time?

ahahah!! it is the like, amazon basics type model cat bed so i wouldn't be surprised if it has MANY doppelgangers out there!

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

he gets MUCH whinier and more demanding than this x,,,D he turns into a quiet little angel every time i put the camera on him 😂

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

OUGH did NOT realize the microphone was gonna pick up my desktop computer fans apparently going like a jet engine in the bg tho so don't put the sound up TOO far ono;;

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

every night he comes up to sulk and yell until i feed him

(sound on for cat noises + me making fun of him)

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

yessssss the only reason NOT to is how much he likes getting prepped by hand, but it's too convenient when you're in a hurry !!!

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

ahahaha plague jiejie pLEASE the mushrooms and the night sweats and the molds are one thing but that's GROSS, my cat ALSO leaves a trail of slime (drool) and i don't lick after HIM x'''D

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

OMG THAT /IMAGE/! CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

lmao the gap moe of the inappropriately cute interactions with the terrifying pet of the plague goddess x''"D

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

making hua cheng clench around him, a frisson of overstimulation on xie lian's softening cock.

"i'd say san lang liked it, too," xie lian says, "given how much he fed this gege--"

he's cut off by hua cheng plundering his mouth for a taste of his own seed.

... round two it is, then.

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sao @catwif3.bsky.social · 2d

panting in short bursts, to hua cheng draped over his chest and practically purring like a pleased cat.

"gege liked that, then," hua cheng says, smug.

xie lian huffs and squeezes him tight to make him squeak. it has the added effect of +

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