Caveman 🚬🌈
@caveman-pdx.bsky.social
Portland, OR based gay. A dissociative mix of art, tech, musings, cigars, faggotry, and sometimes nudes.
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Caveman 🚬🌈
@caveman-pdx.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I haven't used my original twitter account in forever. Just finished deleting it because *gestures towards world* and wow I was an early adopter. Early 2008 join date. I'm old!
My Birthday was this week and I celebrated with a haircut, good gym session, and friends over for hotpot.
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My Birthday was this week and I celebrated with a haircut, good gym session, and friends over for hotpot.
This holiday season be sure to regularly check your Christmas lights for any stray twinks that got themselves tangled up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This holiday season be sure to regularly check your Christmas lights for any stray twinks that got themselves tangled up.
Long ass day of errands and chores BUT capped off with putting the Christmas tree up 🎅
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Long ass day of errands and chores BUT capped off with putting the Christmas tree up 🎅
Really just want to be lazy today and skip out on chores but I did that every other day this long weekend 😬
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Really just want to be lazy today and skip out on chores but I did that every other day this long weekend 😬
Post holiday lifts 💪
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post holiday lifts 💪
I have been changed, for good.
Had a fun time but wicked part 2 suffers the same way the musical suffers in that the first act is so good that it’s impossible for the second one to keep momentum.
Had a fun time but wicked part 2 suffers the same way the musical suffers in that the first act is so good that it’s impossible for the second one to keep momentum.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I have been changed, for good.
Had a fun time but wicked part 2 suffers the same way the musical suffers in that the first act is so good that it’s impossible for the second one to keep momentum.
Had a fun time but wicked part 2 suffers the same way the musical suffers in that the first act is so good that it’s impossible for the second one to keep momentum.
Seated for Wicked 🍿
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Seated for Wicked 🍿
Finally done at work and my Mr S order just arrived. The gays stay winning (and well lubricated).
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Finally done at work and my Mr S order just arrived. The gays stay winning (and well lubricated).
Don’t these people at work know this week is fake. Why all the meetings?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Don’t these people at work know this week is fake. Why all the meetings?
Gym was super busy before the holiday but managed to sneak in an okay workout.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gym was super busy before the holiday but managed to sneak in an okay workout.
Hot boy at the takeout sushi place is flirting very hard
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hot boy at the takeout sushi place is flirting very hard
My Star Wars hot take is that the much maligned prequels are better than any of the modern star wars.
Because, even while acknowledging the incredible clumsiness of many parts of it, at least it tells a coherent narrative.
Because, even while acknowledging the incredible clumsiness of many parts of it, at least it tells a coherent narrative.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My Star Wars hot take is that the much maligned prequels are better than any of the modern star wars.
Because, even while acknowledging the incredible clumsiness of many parts of it, at least it tells a coherent narrative.
Because, even while acknowledging the incredible clumsiness of many parts of it, at least it tells a coherent narrative.
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doing the bareback minimum at work today
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
doing the bareback minimum at work today
My millennial ass normcore politics
Look it's simple, we want less stress and we want to be able to afford things again and we want to feel like the rewards we were once promised for a lifetime of hard work still exist and also we want Wishbone back and those are the things we want
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My millennial ass normcore politics
Thankfully it's Friday cause I am in a mood 😏
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thankfully it's Friday cause I am in a mood 😏
Please, no more emails. I’ve seen enough.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please, no more emails. I’ve seen enough.
Feeling strong this weekend 💪
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Feeling strong this weekend 💪
Like is an understatement
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Like is an understatement
Hey fellow lifting gays - does it mean I’m at the right weight level when I feel like I’m about to pass out while squatting?
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hey fellow lifting gays - does it mean I’m at the right weight level when I feel like I’m about to pass out while squatting?
Was out at the red hanky social at the Eagle last night. It’s always fun to learn these intense kinksters are actually total softies who will just as enthusiastically talk about their rogue build as their rosebud.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Was out at the red hanky social at the Eagle last night. It’s always fun to learn these intense kinksters are actually total softies who will just as enthusiastically talk about their rogue build as their rosebud.
I’ve started wearing jocks to the gym, and you know what, they’re quite comfy for their original use 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve started wearing jocks to the gym, and you know what, they’re quite comfy for their original use 😂
Also got in a good shoulder workout today.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Also got in a good shoulder workout today.
Y’all need anything? I have a fancy executive membership at this really exclusive club.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Y’all need anything? I have a fancy executive membership at this really exclusive club.
I think I’m back to 100% after that gnarly flu because horniness has finally returned.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think I’m back to 100% after that gnarly flu because horniness has finally returned.
So many demure accounts posting cock in celebration tonight. I love democracy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
So many demure accounts posting cock in celebration tonight. I love democracy.