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Cazoo
@cazoo.bsky.social
Exiled northerner and terrier fancier.
"Makes nice jammy toast"
(References available).
May cause irritation and chafing, probably unintentional.
Love these!! Had already decided on a no shit presents this xmas policy, though.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Urgh!! Hoping a bit of reading will help me nod off...
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just icing my gash.
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cheers, blue friends (smurfs)
Thanks for chatting and keeping an eye on me this week.
I seem to have come a long way in 7 days, but there's a long way still to go xxx
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Watched this yesterday. It's a fabulous, proper film. If you haven't already seen it, you should do.
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Hair washed!! Yippee!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Morning.

Sleep is proving tricky, just can't get comfortable, mind is whirring.
5 yrs since mum died, and she is still the first person we want to talk to when we are struggling (or celebrating).
It's also Wilf's 9th birthday, so we will raise a glass to both of them later.

Tea?
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The stats are in!
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
She knows me so well (my work wife), and it's really quiet without me. More news as it comes in.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Uncomfortable. I'm not a back sleeper normally and the wound was sore last night. My mug sums me up today
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oh. Morning?!

Feels a bit early. Can hear a dog grumbling downstairs.

Tea? (Please)
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Morning.

Mr C is holding the dog's paw like they're on a first date.

Tea?
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
"Just keeping an eye on this baklava for mum"
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They were posted on Saturday ...
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A gorgeous care package arrived this morning from one of the Clever Bluesky Brigade. Some sock beauties from @ginny65.bsky.social Looking forward to getting up and about and giving them their maiden voyage. Online friends can be the loveliest of friends 🧡
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Morning!

Who's making tea today?
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Home. With hounds and aliens.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh dear!
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Watching utter shite on the tv, but all good here. BP and O2 have crawled back up and ice and drugs are doing their stuff.

Might manage another wee before lights off, but bugger me, women's anatomy was not designed for a bed wee.

I see a zimmer frame has appeared
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A very exciting delivery from one of my bluesky yarn fairy friends has arrived. Thank you so much @fionadean.bsky.social you really are loverlee (and very clever) x
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Morning.
Good start.
Appears I have a bit of a wait ...
scenes from Green Wing running through my head - not terribly helpful.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Yes, they're both mine.
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yes, he looks lovely scruffy, but the hair is everywhere and he is itchy and scratchy.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Woodland walkies before sunset.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good morning!

Chilly one out there for garden wee wees.

Tea?
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM