Clément Canonne
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Clément Canonne
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Senior Lecturer #USydCompSci at the University of Sydney. Postdocs IBM Research and Stanford; PhD at Columbia. Converts ☕ into puns: sometimes theorems. He/him.
You still have some, actually. And are you that likely to get "grant money" if you're one of 10,000 applying for the exact same thing?
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*within some limits, yes. But this freedom to set our own course is something we both over- and undervalue, somehow?
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Dean's Lecture Series — Prof Shafi Goldwasser | Wednesday 10 December 2025

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Camperdown NSW 2006
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November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We just CANNOT let our country be left behind in the Torment Nexus race!
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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(As it turns out, the Torment Nexus had already been considerably improved in [Schmidhuber, 1993])
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
(As it turns out, the Torment Nexus had already been considerably improved in [Schmidhuber, 1993])
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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My attitude towards reviews comes from my favorite Borges story, The Lottery in Babylon. "Like all men of babylon, I have been proconsul; like all, I have been a slave."
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November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon%2... Even in quantum, everyone forgets about Garfunkel.
Simon's problem - Wikipedia
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November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Mmh... Not sure what the 'dependency graph' is, here :)
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"On arrête les conneries, et oui, hein, l'eau était froide."
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Well, I guess it's someone else's Problem
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
(This is the most obscure quantum computing joke I have ever made.)
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM