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Octopus’s Garden
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Hopefully his next award is the Peace Out Trophy.
Idiot Trump’s Ball-Tickling Award for Idiocy, FIFA edition.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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A bowl might get more use.
Old toilet.
August 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Seemed worth sharing.
The fetid husk of a human that is Donald Trump, in a nutshell.
August 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Trump threatens to reposition nuclear subs against Russia in response to a mean tweet
August 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Simply perfection.
Tesla gear shifts in the shape of a swastika
February 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I have the perfect design!
White toilet
November 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Lady Liberty on a bender.
November 5, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Same.
Mug with “I love the Boston Red Sox and the word fuck”
October 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Leatherface wore it better.
Leatherface from Texas Chain Saw Massacre
October 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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This costume seems more on-brand for him.
Person in a Hamburglar costume
October 21, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Umm.
Musk giving off a definite Ed Gein vibe
October 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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From NC this evening.
Comet observed in North Carolina 10/12 Comet observed in North Carolina 10/12
October 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Vance leaning into the GILF vote.
Couch with plastic cushion protector
July 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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The paradox of tolerance means that defending tolerance requires the intolerance of intolerance
July 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Trump sporting that maxipad on his newly pierced ear like a champ
Trump wearing a sanitary napkin on his newly pierced ear.
July 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Supreme Court justices hoisting the MAGA flag a la the famous Iwo Jima photo
July 2, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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TSC Statement TSC statement
June 29, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Two vultures
June 10, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Fifty with a bullet.
My ugly mug.
June 1, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Giving off real Fish vibes. (apologies to the late great Abe Vigoda)
Abe Vigoda and his eyebrows
May 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Where to even begin with this shit?
Trump in braids, captioned “Our George Floyd moment. Posted by a dude whose username suggests that hetero sex should be mandated by law(?)
May 31, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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Filmmaker/documentarian Ken Burns, address to Brandeis graduates, May 19, 2024:
Ken Burns dispenses with neutrality, says “We are at an existential crossroads in our political and civic lives. This is a choice that could not be clearer.”
May 31, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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The canary in the coal mine right now.
Dead Twitter logo
April 21, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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If you see this, post pet
My pup under the covers
April 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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I wonder how cavalier Sen Cotton and his ilk would be if other people began loudly and repeatedly urging vigilante justice like this against those with whom they disagree-perhaps people like Sen Cotton and his ilk.
Tweet from Tom Cotton captioned “How it should be done.” with an image of a protester being run down by a car.
April 17, 2024 at 2:06 PM