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a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache
@cesmustache.bsky.social
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Non-practicing lawyer, lindy hopper, Cards, Wolverines, Spurs, USMNT, USWNT, Hoyas. He/him.
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got a nephew named Oliver, so had to give this young man a hand
donation receipt for Oliver for $168 note on donation: "I have a nephew named Oliver, and in his honor, I want this young man to have a wonderful time with his roller coaster!"
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

well . . .
cover to Weezer's Blue Album, released 1994 cover to Live's Throwing Copper, released 1994 cover to Offspring's Smash, released 1994 cover to Green Day's Dookie, released 1994
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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custom Chicago Bears home jersey, name "DA POPE", number 14
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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all we have left is the rushing rutger . . .
Colorado-Utah 6:54 in 4Q box score Utah 46, Colorado 7 Utah 22 1st downs, Colorado 10 Utah 500 total yards, Colorado 102 Utah 165 passing yards, Colorado 73 Utah 335 rushing yards, Colorado 29
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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total, rushing, and passing rutgers still in progress . . . but we might lose total and passing
Colorado-Utah end 3Q box score Utah 46, Colorado 0 Utah 21 1st downs, Colorado 6 Utah 444 total yards, Colorado 43 Utah 165 passing yards, Colorado 37 Utah 279 rushing yards, Colorado 6
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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rutger
rut • ger
noun
1. when a team's points scored exceeds its opponent's yards gained

we have a rushing, passing, and total rutger in progress
Colorado-Utah halftime box score Utah 43, Colorado 0 Utah 16 1st downs, Colorado 3 Utah 398 total yards, Colorado -18 Utah 138 passing yards, Colorado 23 Utah 260 rushing yards, Colorado -41
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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at the bottom of every Red Line Supporters Group email:
a raccoon, with the Chicago flag in its eyes
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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that is an interesting combination of things
Nevada license plate with a Raiders logo that says MNCFC
October 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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His Girl Friday (1940)

right now, anyway
Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Rockford, you've got two - Fox and ABC
Screenshot showing Nexstar owns the Fox and ABC affiliates, WQRF and WTVO, in Rockford, IL
September 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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play by play of Michigan running 7 straight times, 6 with a backup, for a late garbage time TD play by play of Michigan running 9 straight times, with a different backup, for another late garbage time TD
September 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Lewis Hamilton, on the mic
September 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Ronan Farrow, with long hair
August 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Alan Branch walking away after obliterating Anthony Morelli
August 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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this is my favorite explainer
image explaining the difference between a watch (using taco ingredients) and a warning (showing a fully made taco)
July 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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who needs tickets when you have a boat?
people in boats, listening to the show
July 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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welcome back, and welcome to Chicago
July 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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a better shot
July 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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always go to the show
the stage at the Salt Shed in Chicago, before Alabama Shakes goes on
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton, looking sadly down on a screen as a phone is held up to the screen
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Rita Wilson nodding, then looking suspicious
June 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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and of course
the idiot follows Matty Yglesias, of course
June 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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haha
@saberhagendaaz and @stevengodfrey posting pics from Metallica seconds apart
June 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
May 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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goodness gracious
Tarik Skubal's pitching line - 9 IP, 2H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 13 K, 0 HR, 94 pitches (72 strikes), 1 HBP, 20 first pitch strikes out of 29 batters faced
May 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM