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🧵 leader of america: 'I saved this country from being covered in windmills; I arrested the girlfriend of antifa'

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

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I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

just saw this

Depresh Mode is one of the best puns I ever read! very well done if you invented that 😆

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 6h

Saying trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize is like saying trump lost the Oscar for Best Director or trump lost the Gold Medal in the 100m Olympics race or trump lost the Miss Universe contest or trump lost the Eurovison or...
get it?

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

he's the most serious actor I know
he'll never make a bad movie or phone it in

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

"no I'm not racist, I just thought drugs always come labeled with their name"

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

extra?

mam with JUST that extra I could have the best healthcare in my european country

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 1h

some sarcastic european's comment half a year ago

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · Apr 7

I'm just so glad the country is now fixed, so you can stop demonstrating instead of having to do it every day until they fixed it

I'm just so happy the economy isn't tanking 10% every day, otherwise scheduling one protest day a month would never be enough!

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 2h

you you you that's a lot of yous
my comment wasn't about me

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 2h

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I think we foreigners should try to explain to americans that they never had a democracy, it was a dictatorship all long and they never noticed because they had only benevolent dictators who didn't want to use their latent dictator powers

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 2h

sorry it's weird writing an encyclopaedia about what a rock thinks

you've given this five times more thought than she has

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 2h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

I don't know you but i know that's a skecth from a person who draws VERY well

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

oh, I already knew with absolute certainty that Soros did not fund terrorism.
I don't even know who soros is.
Wanna guess how I knew?

Because trump said he did!

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

a man sitting at a desk with the words it 's a masterpiece

ALT: a man sitting at a desk with the words it 's a masterpiece

media.tenor.com

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Just trust me and watch it

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 6h

Saying trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize is like saying trump lost the Oscar for Best Director or trump lost the Gold Medal in the 100m Olympics race or trump lost the Miss Universe contest or trump lost the Eurovison or...
get it?

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 3h

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

I've heard this expression "quid pro quo" but I don't know what it means

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

he's not lying there

Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 4h

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🧵 leader of america: 'I saved this country from being covered in windmills; I arrested the girlfriend of antifa'