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Freaky Trekkie (he/him but not terribly particular)
"ChatGPT, you are a senate aide designing an illustration for my floor presentation in which I will try to convince constituents that they are best served when I vote against their interest."
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dear Disney, If you're looking for a sales pitch, have you considered, "Tron: Ares has the best approval ratings!"?
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Wut?
September 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
June 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Tomatoes? What tomatoes?"
June 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
RIP George Wendt.
May 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
May 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And skills like these are why they rightly call this photographer the Moneymaker.
April 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
April 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
April 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
April 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
April 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Somebody's got an unmanaged health problem...
March 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He's so Nazi his veins form spontaneous swastikas.
February 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
No, like, really -- WTF?
February 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That Tsunkatse Halftime Show was pretty intense.
February 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Q: Why was the McDLT abandoned?
February 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have instructed ChatGPT to respond with confidently wrong answers and I have never been happier:
February 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Repost if you're old enough to remember this classic 80s album.
January 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And for the record, Nelvana does not have a Romulan base on it; that rumor was totally unfounded disinformation and propaganda from rival studios.
January 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
January 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
December 31, 2024 at 6:21 PM
We don't talk enough about how Disney released a movie in 1979 that included lobotomized slave astronauts and a psychic with her head wrapped in aluminum foil.
December 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
FFS, yeah, instablock, no regrets.
November 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM