chao ☆
@chaoelsh.bsky.social
sleep-deprived procrastinator from the 90s
Went into GameStop recently after years of not being in one and thought I wrongwarped into a shitty collectibles store because I only remember when it WAS stacked with games in the before times 😭
October 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Went into GameStop recently after years of not being in one and thought I wrongwarped into a shitty collectibles store because I only remember when it WAS stacked with games in the before times 😭
You know you're cooked when your secretary of health looks like this
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You know you're cooked when your secretary of health looks like this
If only he had a crumb of self-awareness, he'd fire himself for being absolute dogshit
August 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If only he had a crumb of self-awareness, he'd fire himself for being absolute dogshit
I feel this so much, turned 34 back in May and have wanted to do the same. I wish you luck 🙌
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July 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I feel this so much, turned 34 back in May and have wanted to do the same. I wish you luck 🙌
(Repost because I typo'd a hyperlink somehow lmao)
(Repost because I typo'd a hyperlink somehow lmao)
nice try, torpaedo trumpstein
July 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
nice try, torpaedo trumpstein
Holy shit, it gave him a permanent grimace lmao
June 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Holy shit, it gave him a permanent grimace lmao
idk why but hitting for 9999 specifically is such a dopamine rush lmao
May 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
idk why but hitting for 9999 specifically is such a dopamine rush lmao
Happy anniversary to them, that's such a cool idea!
May 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy anniversary to them, that's such a cool idea!
I'd like to pass a bill where mike johson must endure a punch in the face every time he opens his mouth or makes a post 😌
May 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'd like to pass a bill where mike johson must endure a punch in the face every time he opens his mouth or makes a post 😌
Same to you 💪
And yeah, this thing kicks ass lmao
And yeah, this thing kicks ass lmao
May 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Same to you 💪
And yeah, this thing kicks ass lmao
And yeah, this thing kicks ass lmao
I also wonder where all this """"fraudulent government spending"""" happened to be during his first term 🤔
March 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I also wonder where all this """"fraudulent government spending"""" happened to be during his first term 🤔
I'm only for it if they tush push his ass out of there
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm only for it if they tush push his ass out of there