Elizabeth
@chaos1674.bsky.social
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”~ apocryphal Twainism
The Cat Ghost of Christmas Present calls for you to fill his bowl posthaste.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Cat Ghost of Christmas Present calls for you to fill his bowl posthaste.
I'm not coming out until 2028 - maybe.
(Photo: Gary Zeng)
(Photo: Gary Zeng)
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm not coming out until 2028 - maybe.
(Photo: Gary Zeng)
(Photo: Gary Zeng)
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#OddWaysToCommunicate to world leaders ↓
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
#OddWaysToCommunicate to world leaders ↓
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen he attempts to answer questions.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#ItsOnlyACatastropheWhen he attempts to answer questions.
You would never know Mr. Adorable knocked over a lamp, chewed a piece of mail, and refuses to tell me where he has hidden one of my gloves.
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You would never know Mr. Adorable knocked over a lamp, chewed a piece of mail, and refuses to tell me where he has hidden one of my gloves.
Herbie & Howie are exhausted from their frantic 3am run around the house.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Herbie & Howie are exhausted from their frantic 3am run around the house.
#MyThanksgivingEveIs the calm before the storm.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
#MyThanksgivingEveIs the calm before the storm.
Long Live Plymouth Rock #PlymouthRocknRoll
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Long Live Plymouth Rock #PlymouthRocknRoll
#IfYouDontGiveThanks you will get scolded by the village idiot(s).
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
#IfYouDontGiveThanks you will get scolded by the village idiot(s).
#IfYouDontGiveThanks your account will be permanently suspended.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
#IfYouDontGiveThanks your account will be permanently suspended.
Have these been removed or rewritten yet?
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Have these been removed or rewritten yet?
#TheOnlyGameIPlayIs the game of life.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
#TheOnlyGameIPlayIs the game of life.
Photo: Andrew McCarthy tinyurl.com/yc6nma22
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Photo: Andrew McCarthy tinyurl.com/yc6nma22
Porta Potty Portal #ASongOrMovieForUrbanFacilities
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Porta Potty Portal #ASongOrMovieForUrbanFacilities
It #IsTooBadForYou that we have already claimed our spots.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It #IsTooBadForYou that we have already claimed our spots.
#3WordDisappointments No Dogs Allowed
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
#3WordDisappointments No Dogs Allowed
#3WordDisappointments gluten free brownies
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
#3WordDisappointments gluten free brownies
#WhatScaresMeIs my sense of direction (or lack thereof).
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#WhatScaresMeIs my sense of direction (or lack thereof).
I hope my human remembered to bring her ID to the cat treat store! #WhiskersWednesday
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I hope my human remembered to bring her ID to the cat treat store! #WhiskersWednesday
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews I could not unhear . . .
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews I could not unhear . . .
#ItMaySoundClicheBut don't put all your cats in one basket.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
#ItMaySoundClicheBut don't put all your cats in one basket.