𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽!
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“Wonder where I drifted to this time...” A Chaosverse Original Role-Parody Account.
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[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀɪᴠᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ, ᴅʀɪꜰᴛᴇʀ.]
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ, ᴅʀɪꜰᴛᴇʀ.]
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<"What's this about a "drogune"? Did I say that right?
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
<"What's this about a "drogune"? Did I say that right?
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
<"... another Digimon..?
Who's this?">
Who's this?">
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
<"... another Digimon..?
Who's this?">
Who's this?">
<"...
What's the chance of me getting salmonella poisoning from this..?">
What's the chance of me getting salmonella poisoning from this..?">
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
<"...
What's the chance of me getting salmonella poisoning from this..?">
What's the chance of me getting salmonella poisoning from this..?">
<"Okay, I'll admit it: I actually tried cooked salmon and sushi. Not at the same time, but once in my life.
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
<"Okay, I'll admit it: I actually tried cooked salmon and sushi. Not at the same time, but once in my life.
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
🕵️ {Hey people who use accessibility, I know my urge to be cool by using cool fonts is bad so would it or would it not help if I just the fonts to my caps and stuff instead-)
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🕵️ {Hey people who use accessibility, I know my urge to be cool by using cool fonts is bad so would it or would it not help if I just the fonts to my caps and stuff instead-)
<"I can record it from a distance so long as I remain unseen.">
“Is the wedding recordable? I wanna know because I’m gonna miss out.”
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
<"I can record it from a distance so long as I remain unseen.">
<"Goodness, I wish I COULD come out swinging again.
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
<"Goodness, I wish I COULD come out swinging again.
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
<"I heard there was a wedding so I made sure to clean the fit I found so it would be clean. Sorry if it's not much...">
It's an odd buttoned shirt with a clip-on tie... but at least they aren't wearing jeans.
It's an odd buttoned shirt with a clip-on tie... but at least they aren't wearing jeans.
a young man wearing a striped shirt and tie is smiling while standing in front of a car .
ALT: a young man wearing a striped shirt and tie is smiling while standing in front of a car .
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November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
<"I heard there was a wedding so I made sure to clean the fit I found so it would be clean. Sorry if it's not much...">
It's an odd buttoned shirt with a clip-on tie... but at least they aren't wearing jeans.
It's an odd buttoned shirt with a clip-on tie... but at least they aren't wearing jeans.
<"You had me at cake.">
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
<"You had me at cake.">
<"... what happened while I was out.?
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
<"... what happened while I was out.?
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
<"Being on the run still sucks.
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
<"Being on the run still sucks.
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
<"You say this like it's a bad thing.">
They already got the various snacks ready.
They already got the various snacks ready.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
<"You say this like it's a bad thing.">
They already got the various snacks ready.
They already got the various snacks ready.
>\Verse Notes #4: #NarutoRP and Secrets of Ninjutsu/
Ah, somewhere fairly normal.! I've had my eye on this verse for a while now. My Shinobi Cans are pretty good, but they've been needing a buff for a while now, and this is the place to give them that.
< [1] >
Ah, somewhere fairly normal.! I've had my eye on this verse for a while now. My Shinobi Cans are pretty good, but they've been needing a buff for a while now, and this is the place to give them that.
< [1] >
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
>\Verse Notes #4: #NarutoRP and Secrets of Ninjutsu/
Ah, somewhere fairly normal.! I've had my eye on this verse for a while now. My Shinobi Cans are pretty good, but they've been needing a buff for a while now, and this is the place to give them that.
< [1] >
Ah, somewhere fairly normal.! I've had my eye on this verse for a while now. My Shinobi Cans are pretty good, but they've been needing a buff for a while now, and this is the place to give them that.
< [1] >
>\Verse Notes #3: The Elephant that is #DBRP.\
Ah, the land of Dragon Ball. I'm no stranger to a handful of the main cast, but it's what revolves around them that makes me want to hide. I mean, Time Gods? The Kais? Angels? G.O.Ds? ZENO?!? So many things could go wrong!
[1] >
Ah, the land of Dragon Ball. I'm no stranger to a handful of the main cast, but it's what revolves around them that makes me want to hide. I mean, Time Gods? The Kais? Angels? G.O.Ds? ZENO?!? So many things could go wrong!
[1] >
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
>\Verse Notes #3: The Elephant that is #DBRP.\
Ah, the land of Dragon Ball. I'm no stranger to a handful of the main cast, but it's what revolves around them that makes me want to hide. I mean, Time Gods? The Kais? Angels? G.O.Ds? ZENO?!? So many things could go wrong!
[1] >
Ah, the land of Dragon Ball. I'm no stranger to a handful of the main cast, but it's what revolves around them that makes me want to hide. I mean, Time Gods? The Kais? Angels? G.O.Ds? ZENO?!? So many things could go wrong!
[1] >
<"Naruto seems fun, but feisty. If I can properly attune to his verse, I might be able to hide my powers with the excuse of it being a jutsu or something.
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
<"Naruto seems fun, but feisty. If I can properly attune to his verse, I might be able to hide my powers with the excuse of it being a jutsu or something.
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
<"I- Is that Son Goku?
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
<"I- Is that Son Goku?
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
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<"Welcome back to How to Ragebait with your epic teacher, Hiro! Now the last lesson I broadcast worked... slightly too well...
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
<"Welcome back to How to Ragebait with your epic teacher, Hiro! Now the last lesson I broadcast worked... slightly too well...
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
<"..
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
<"..
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
<"Hi, I'm Hiro, and today I'll be your teacher on How to Ragebait. You may have heard of Ragebaiting, but if you haven't, just consider it like Trolling, as you say.
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
<"Hi, I'm Hiro, and today I'll be your teacher on How to Ragebait. You may have heard of Ragebaiting, but if you haven't, just consider it like Trolling, as you say.
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
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October 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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<"Someone needs to PUT HER BACK INTO THE FREEZER! AT LEAST LET US ENJOY THE-"> ["Spookiest Day of the Spooky Month-/-FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"]
“Looks like Mariah Carey got unfrosted before November....”
["WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO-/-HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN-/-YET!"]
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
<"Someone needs to PUT HER BACK INTO THE FREEZER! AT LEAST LET US ENJOY THE-"> ["Spookiest Day of the Spooky Month-/-FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"]
["WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO-/-HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN-/-YET!"]
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
["WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO-/-HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN-/-YET!"]