𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽!
@chaosthexry.bsky.social
“Wonder where I drifted to this time...” A Chaosverse Original Role-Parody Account.
[EST and Minor Friendly!]
[EST and Minor Friendly!]
<"What's this about a "drogune"? Did I say that right?
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
<"What's this about a "drogune"? Did I say that right?
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
... ah well. So long as it's not like the HPA. I'm already facing enough problems with them, anyways..">
<"Okay, I'll admit it: I actually tried cooked salmon and sushi. Not at the same time, but once in my life.
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
<"Okay, I'll admit it: I actually tried cooked salmon and sushi. Not at the same time, but once in my life.
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
Salmon wasn't all that good and the sushi would be abysmal if it wasn't for the cream cheese.
There. That's why I'm not a fan of seafood. Other than I can't imagine biting into squid.">
<"Goodness, I wish I COULD come out swinging again.
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
<"Goodness, I wish I COULD come out swinging again.
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
I think I was actually allowed to crash out, like, once. Every other time and the HPA was shortly after me around a hour after I calmed down.">
<"You had me at cake.">
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
<"You had me at cake.">
<"... what happened while I was out.?
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
<"... what happened while I was out.?
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
Why is Sonic dead? Why is Goku a goner..?
..what's happening to the Medium?">
<"Being on the run still sucks.
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
<"Being on the run still sucks.
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
You'd think it would be easier to avoid the feds but NOPE!
It's like a big government's in every corner of the Medium and it wants me gone!">
<"You say this like it's a bad thing.">
They already got the various snacks ready.
They already got the various snacks ready.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
<"You say this like it's a bad thing.">
They already got the various snacks ready.
They already got the various snacks ready.
<"Naruto seems fun, but feisty. If I can properly attune to his verse, I might be able to hide my powers with the excuse of it being a jutsu or something.
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
<"Naruto seems fun, but feisty. If I can properly attune to his verse, I might be able to hide my powers with the excuse of it being a jutsu or something.
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
I just hope he doesn't think I'm a villain.. ah well. If things get south, I can just leave and pop back in.">
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["NOT AGAIN-!"]
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["NOT AGAIN-!"]
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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["NOT AGAIN-!"]
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["NOT AGAIN-!"]
<"I- Is that Son Goku?
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
<"I- Is that Son Goku?
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
Mr. "I-heard-you-were-pretty-strong"?
Mr. "I-want-to-defeat-anyone-who's-slightly-powerful-wherever-they-like-it-or-not?" THAT Son Goku..?">
[=>]
... they just took out a bag of jelly beans and emptied it right on the tacos, followed by a few packets of barbecue sauce on top.
<"And here we go.">
<"And here we go.">
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
... they just took out a bag of jelly beans and emptied it right on the tacos, followed by a few packets of barbecue sauce on top.
<"And here we go.">
<"And here we go.">
MOVING ON, today, I will demonstrating what we like to call, Non-Verbal Ragebaiting.
Allow me to demonstrate. Here, I have some perfectly good tacos. Now, what you might see next may be disturbing, so I'd advise the feint of heart to look away.">
[=>]
Allow me to demonstrate. Here, I have some perfectly good tacos. Now, what you might see next may be disturbing, so I'd advise the feint of heart to look away.">
[=>]
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
MOVING ON, today, I will demonstrating what we like to call, Non-Verbal Ragebaiting.
Allow me to demonstrate. Here, I have some perfectly good tacos. Now, what you might see next may be disturbing, so I'd advise the feint of heart to look away.">
[=>]
Allow me to demonstrate. Here, I have some perfectly good tacos. Now, what you might see next may be disturbing, so I'd advise the feint of heart to look away.">
[=>]
... willing to kill over the dumbest things. Honestly, so many ways to change people's minds and yet the loudest ones are the most common.
Y'all do not need to get this psycho over some damn food.
[=>]
Y'all do not need to get this psycho over some damn food.
[=>]
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
... willing to kill over the dumbest things. Honestly, so many ways to change people's minds and yet the loudest ones are the most common.
Y'all do not need to get this psycho over some damn food.
[=>]
Y'all do not need to get this psycho over some damn food.
[=>]
<"Welcome back to How to Ragebait with your epic teacher, Hiro! Now the last lesson I broadcast worked... slightly too well...
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
<"Welcome back to How to Ragebait with your epic teacher, Hiro! Now the last lesson I broadcast worked... slightly too well...
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
... so before we get into our second Ragebait lesson, let's take a short detour to talk about:
THE DANGERS OF RAGEBAIT
[=>]
<"..
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
<"..
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
Ah.
It appears my ragebait worked a bit too well... and missed the desired target completely.">
[=>]
<"SEAFOOD A BUNCHA SLIMY GARBAGE!!!">
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
<"SEAFOOD A BUNCHA SLIMY GARBAGE!!!">
<"Hi, I'm Hiro, and today I'll be your teacher on How to Ragebait. You may have heard of Ragebaiting, but if you haven't, just consider it like Trolling, as you say.
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
<"Hi, I'm Hiro, and today I'll be your teacher on How to Ragebait. You may have heard of Ragebaiting, but if you haven't, just consider it like Trolling, as you say.
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
Now, one of the ways to is to say something that will greatly anger someone.
For example.">
Ahem.
[<=]
🕵️ {Stolen like a thceif as per usual-)
October 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🕵️ {Stolen like a thceif as per usual-)
["WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO-/-HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN-/-YET!"]
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
["WE HAVEN'T EVEN MADE IT TO-/-HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN-/-YET!"]
🕵️ {Hahaha, thievery!)
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
🕵️ {Hahaha, thievery!)
<"I think I might die of cringe before the HPA catches up to me if it gets any worse...">
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
<"I think I might die of cringe before the HPA catches up to me if it gets any worse...">
<". Eh?">
Out of reflex, they caught the apple before it fell and turned towards the direction it came from-
<"Oh, Toph.! Hey! You seem to be doing better.">
Out of reflex, they caught the apple before it fell and turned towards the direction it came from-
<"Oh, Toph.! Hey! You seem to be doing better.">
October 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
<". Eh?">
Out of reflex, they caught the apple before it fell and turned towards the direction it came from-
<"Oh, Toph.! Hey! You seem to be doing better.">
Out of reflex, they caught the apple before it fell and turned towards the direction it came from-
<"Oh, Toph.! Hey! You seem to be doing better.">
<"...
Would you believe me if I said I'm practically the average Isekai protagonist or no?">
Would you believe me if I said I'm practically the average Isekai protagonist or no?">
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
<"...
Would you believe me if I said I'm practically the average Isekai protagonist or no?">
Would you believe me if I said I'm practically the average Isekai protagonist or no?">
The Drifter, now comfortably accepted the nickname Hiro, was busy searching for food after finishing their latest street art project.
They seemed to be considering search through the trash... again.
<"Try to get money for lunch.. or search through the trash... neither sounds appealing...">
They seemed to be considering search through the trash... again.
<"Try to get money for lunch.. or search through the trash... neither sounds appealing...">
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Drifter, now comfortably accepted the nickname Hiro, was busy searching for food after finishing their latest street art project.
They seemed to be considering search through the trash... again.
<"Try to get money for lunch.. or search through the trash... neither sounds appealing...">
They seemed to be considering search through the trash... again.
<"Try to get money for lunch.. or search through the trash... neither sounds appealing...">