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Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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When your AI video of you declaring yourself king and then dropping a massive liquid shit on America is A Bit Too Subtle
New ham-fisted political metaphor just dropped.
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When your AI video of you declaring yourself king and then dropping a massive liquid shit on America is A Bit Too Subtle
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
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An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
OpenAI’s ‘embarrassing’ math | TechCrunch
No, GPT-5 did not solve a bunch of previously unsolved math problems.
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
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You can technically install Tinder on a Kindle but it's dangerous if you get a match
October 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You can technically install Tinder on a Kindle but it's dangerous if you get a match
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New in PN: Trump's invasion
"The Trump administration’s war on cities just entered a new, more terrifying phase. What stage of fascism is it when the president defies a court order and sends troops into a city anyway? Because as of Sunday, that’s where we’re at."
"The Trump administration’s war on cities just entered a new, more terrifying phase. What stage of fascism is it when the president defies a court order and sends troops into a city anyway? Because as of Sunday, that’s where we’re at."
Trump's invasion
This weekend marked a major escalation of his campaign of terror.
www.publicnotice.co
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
New in PN: Trump's invasion
"The Trump administration’s war on cities just entered a new, more terrifying phase. What stage of fascism is it when the president defies a court order and sends troops into a city anyway? Because as of Sunday, that’s where we’re at."
"The Trump administration’s war on cities just entered a new, more terrifying phase. What stage of fascism is it when the president defies a court order and sends troops into a city anyway? Because as of Sunday, that’s where we’re at."
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Old stand-up gag of mine being repurposed by someone who can’t think of their own story. Bless.
About twent-five years ago we were redecorating our house. Walls stripped and prepared, before we put the wallpaper on, I got a tin of red gloss and daubed "I WILL KILL AGAIN" all over them. Sorry, new owners if you didn't care for the colour.
August 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Old stand-up gag of mine being repurposed by someone who can’t think of their own story. Bless.
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Women’s football could be improved by know-it-all men shutting the fuck up about it.
Women's football could be improved by making the goals a bit smaller. Goalkeeping is the biggest gulf between the male and female game.
July 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Women’s football could be improved by know-it-all men shutting the fuck up about it.
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When I was a football-obsessed child - and frankly a not shit as a player - I'd turn up to every training session available. All but one turned me away: "No girls, I'm afraid. FA rules".
Now, no girl lacks a place to play. Millions of people are watching England's women win tournaments.
Now, no girl lacks a place to play. Millions of people are watching England's women win tournaments.
July 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When I was a football-obsessed child - and frankly a not shit as a player - I'd turn up to every training session available. All but one turned me away: "No girls, I'm afraid. FA rules".
Now, no girl lacks a place to play. Millions of people are watching England's women win tournaments.
Now, no girl lacks a place to play. Millions of people are watching England's women win tournaments.
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Wasn't going to be anyone else, was it?
July 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wasn't going to be anyone else, was it?
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July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Incredible scenes! I don’t really know how to deal with watching an England football team who just win penalty shootouts!
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Incredible scenes! I don’t really know how to deal with watching an England football team who just win penalty shootouts!
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That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.
Annnnnnnnnd STILL European Champions!!!
What an achievement, what a team!!
Kelly and Hampton are fucking heroes!!!
I'm off to have finish this heart attack now after all the stress.
What an achievement, what a team!!
Kelly and Hampton are fucking heroes!!!
I'm off to have finish this heart attack now after all the stress.
July 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Annnnnnnnnd STILL European Champions!!!
What an achievement, what a team!!
Kelly and Hampton are fucking heroes!!!
I'm off to have finish this heart attack now after all the stress.
What an achievement, what a team!!
Kelly and Hampton are fucking heroes!!!
I'm off to have finish this heart attack now after all the stress.
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If Hannah Hampton has no depth perception, my helpful suggestion for the men's team is that they poke one of Jordan Pickford's eyes out.
July 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If Hannah Hampton has no depth perception, my helpful suggestion for the men's team is that they poke one of Jordan Pickford's eyes out.
Why have we not brought on Aggie Beever-Jones?!
July 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why have we not brought on Aggie Beever-Jones?!
Russoooooo!!
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Russoooooo!!
July 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
July 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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AC Milan’s full name is air conditioning Milan.
July 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
AC Milan’s full name is air conditioning Milan.
July 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Holy fuck, Robert Smith wt Olivia Rodrigo at #Glastonbury awesome
June 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Holy fuck, Robert Smith wt Olivia Rodrigo at #Glastonbury awesome