Charles Duncan
@charlie2snakes.bsky.social
Only the coolest isms. Author of the Harmony Polis Dispatch, additional information available upon request.
https://harmonypolis.substack.com
https://harmonypolis.substack.com
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
On its birthday, share one image of your favorite tng episode
September 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
On its birthday, share one image of your favorite tng episode
![: Little Nephew! What in the HELL are you wearin'?! LITTLE NEPHEW: Jeez! Shut UP Uncle Ray! [[little nephew is wearing a backwards ball cap, a sports jersey sporting the letters LN tucked into Tommy Hilfiger-like underwear and, presumably, little pant legs attached to each leg via their own tiny belts]] RAY: What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?! LITTLE NEPHEW: I don't know! How about by shutting up! RAY: You couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny pants for each leg! SAY IT! LITTLE NEPHEW: Jeez! It's the style! Shut UP! RAY: How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest ting possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY! LITTLE NEPHEW: I'm LEAVIN'! I ain't NEVER comin' back! [[Ray is typing at his computer, with a crown on his head]] Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my coll this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2cgehwpqi5ejgepvoxp5mbg/bafkreicvzv7aggmtugdphacgmkn5hcf3vzyx6grdp7a4lcxluqjfso5xk4@jpeg)
See a devil girl, post a devil girl
August 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
See a devil girl, post a devil girl
So weird to see Zack Snyder and he looks like a boring adult and not like this:
August 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So weird to see Zack Snyder and he looks like a boring adult and not like this:
Have a free dachshund on me
July 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Have a free dachshund on me
I am a slacks and tee shirt guy, minimal effort. I used to be very trim, vain about my chest and arms, so it was a decent look, but in middle age I've gained a definite potbelly which my shirts don't flatter. Suggestions for hiding my food baby until I can work it off?
June 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I am a slacks and tee shirt guy, minimal effort. I used to be very trim, vain about my chest and arms, so it was a decent look, but in middle age I've gained a definite potbelly which my shirts don't flatter. Suggestions for hiding my food baby until I can work it off?
Always by our side, unless there's someone at the door.
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Always by our side, unless there's someone at the door.
Ruby kiwi is a Cronenbergian nightmare, still tasty though
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ruby kiwi is a Cronenbergian nightmare, still tasty though
Everyone should have a potato for a best friend
April 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everyone should have a potato for a best friend
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
March 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Repost with the first album you ever bought with your own money
I am cringe but I am free
I am cringe but I am free
February 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Repost with the first album you ever bought with your own money
I am cringe but I am free
I am cringe but I am free
This is Pretzel.
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is Pretzel.
A non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
December 23, 2024 at 6:46 AM
A non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
Dog and bonus cat
December 23, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Dog and bonus cat
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
December 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
If you like this I recommend Tammy and the T-Rex (1994), a deeply strange, horny movie that might be used for @outtogetyou.bsky.social, now that I think about it.
December 16, 2024 at 4:57 AM
If you like this I recommend Tammy and the T-Rex (1994), a deeply strange, horny movie that might be used for @outtogetyou.bsky.social, now that I think about it.
Post an album from the Nineties that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam*
*Pearl Jam sucks anyway
*Pearl Jam sucks anyway
December 11, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Post an album from the Nineties that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam*
*Pearl Jam sucks anyway
*Pearl Jam sucks anyway
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and isn't a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and isn't a selfie