Charles Duncan
@charlie2snakes.bsky.social
Only the coolest isms. Author of the Harmony Polis Dispatch, additional information available upon request.
https://harmonypolis.substack.com
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Someone in one of Randy Newman's stag films, probably
- Someone in one of Randy Newman's stag films, probably
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Someone in one of Randy Newman's stag films, probably
- Someone in one of Randy Newman's stag films, probably
Counterpoint: Man's reach must always exceed his grasp else what's a heaven for?
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Counterpoint: Man's reach must always exceed his grasp else what's a heaven for?
Best reason to learn anything, honestly.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Best reason to learn anything, honestly.
So funny that this article opens by saying, "if you went to a job interview and were told you had the wrong kind of face, you would assume discrimination," and there was probably a "but" coming, but if they had stopped there they'd probably be better off.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So funny that this article opens by saying, "if you went to a job interview and were told you had the wrong kind of face, you would assume discrimination," and there was probably a "but" coming, but if they had stopped there they'd probably be better off.
It's not that bad, honestly. More uncomfortable in a strange way than painful. You'll be just fine.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's not that bad, honestly. More uncomfortable in a strange way than painful. You'll be just fine.
Her mom? Jesus, I'm old.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Her mom? Jesus, I'm old.
On the mount Rushmore of Scream Queens for sure, equally hot in the more recent Jakob's Wife
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
On the mount Rushmore of Scream Queens for sure, equally hot in the more recent Jakob's Wife
I don't know if we've ever interacted before, but your lipstick is always perfect.
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I don't know if we've ever interacted before, but your lipstick is always perfect.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Maybe there's a Brian Womann who can explain it to you.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Maybe there's a Brian Womann who can explain it to you.
Redshirt McDougle died on the away mission? We have him in the pattern buffer from an hour ago, send him to the replicator on Holodeck Two and let him know a slightly older version of himself had a little whoopsie. He can take a long lunch if he's feeling some existential horror.
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Redshirt McDougle died on the away mission? We have him in the pattern buffer from an hour ago, send him to the replicator on Holodeck Two and let him know a slightly older version of himself had a little whoopsie. He can take a long lunch if he's feeling some existential horror.
Trek a weird absence of curiosity about the implications of their technology, like if you believe a person survives transport then you can just copy the most recent version from the pattern buffer if you want, treating illness or injury is a waste of time or even a pointless cruelty.
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Trek a weird absence of curiosity about the implications of their technology, like if you believe a person survives transport then you can just copy the most recent version from the pattern buffer if you want, treating illness or injury is a waste of time or even a pointless cruelty.
Crispy on the outside, creamy on the inside?
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Crispy on the outside, creamy on the inside?
The primary function of Big News at this point seems to be to keep people from putting the pieces together re: deranged psychopaths in power for as long as still possible.
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The primary function of Big News at this point seems to be to keep people from putting the pieces together re: deranged psychopaths in power for as long as still possible.
I confuse him with Elliott Smith all the time, so depending on which I'm thinking about and what I remember about them, I either become unexpectedly happy or sad.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I confuse him with Elliott Smith all the time, so depending on which I'm thinking about and what I remember about them, I either become unexpectedly happy or sad.
Because what you really want when stuck under a car is to be aggressively frotted.
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Because what you really want when stuck under a car is to be aggressively frotted.
Um well maybe that's because it's an APE
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Um well maybe that's because it's an APE
Consider yourself valid. Damn valid.
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Consider yourself valid. Damn valid.
The goatse machine
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The goatse machine