Charlie "Two Chairs" Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈
@charlienotton.bsky.social
Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner.
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
Oh, Lily. It's need a major effort on Josh's part to get it to the giddy heights of moribund...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh, Lily. It's need a major effort on Josh's part to get it to the giddy heights of moribund...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh no, Paulie, that's just how Emmur looks.
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh no, Paulie, that's just how Emmur looks.
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
Like a slapped arse during a wet weekend in a thunderstorm.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hang on, Tony can fix PS3s?
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hang on, Tony can fix PS3s?
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
As well as tractors and run a full service on his model railway?
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"I say, I say, I say, my bathroom's full of lilies!"
"Why don't you throw them out then?"
"I can't, Lily's wearing'em..."
#TheArchers
"Why don't you throw them out then?"
"I can't, Lily's wearing'em..."
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"I say, I say, I say, my bathroom's full of lilies!"
"Why don't you throw them out then?"
"I can't, Lily's wearing'em..."
#TheArchers
"Why don't you throw them out then?"
"I can't, Lily's wearing'em..."
#TheArchers
Admit it, Josh, you love walking into the bathroom and getting a faceful of Lily's unmentionables.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Admit it, Josh, you love walking into the bathroom and getting a faceful of Lily's unmentionables.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lily is faced with an arduous task.
Objectively or subjectively? I mean, subjectively, that could be having to carry some towels upstairs.
#TheArchers
Objectively or subjectively? I mean, subjectively, that could be having to carry some towels upstairs.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lily is faced with an arduous task.
Objectively or subjectively? I mean, subjectively, that could be having to carry some towels upstairs.
#TheArchers
Objectively or subjectively? I mean, subjectively, that could be having to carry some towels upstairs.
#TheArchers
Azra has a crisis on her hands.
Oh blimey, don't tell me, not only has George seen the GP, but he somehow managed to get a Sunday appointment...
#TheArchers
Oh blimey, don't tell me, not only has George seen the GP, but he somehow managed to get a Sunday appointment...
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Azra has a crisis on her hands.
Oh blimey, don't tell me, not only has George seen the GP, but he somehow managed to get a Sunday appointment...
#TheArchers
Oh blimey, don't tell me, not only has George seen the GP, but he somehow managed to get a Sunday appointment...
#TheArchers
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You just died.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Watched Back To The Future parts 1 and 2 back to back yesterday.
Rude not to finish the trilogy.
#GreatScott #Heavy #BackToTheFuture
Rude not to finish the trilogy.
#GreatScott #Heavy #BackToTheFuture
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Watched Back To The Future parts 1 and 2 back to back yesterday.
Rude not to finish the trilogy.
#GreatScott #Heavy #BackToTheFuture
Rude not to finish the trilogy.
#GreatScott #Heavy #BackToTheFuture
Manipulative self-pitying little scrote.
Kick him in the Am! Put him in the stocks and throw dung at him!
#TheArchers
Kick him in the Am! Put him in the stocks and throw dung at him!
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Manipulative self-pitying little scrote.
Kick him in the Am! Put him in the stocks and throw dung at him!
#TheArchers
Kick him in the Am! Put him in the stocks and throw dung at him!
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ed, George does need to process this in an appropriate environment.
I'll set up the triangle on The Green, can someone get the cat?
#TheArchers
I'll set up the triangle on The Green, can someone get the cat?
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ed, George does need to process this in an appropriate environment.
I'll set up the triangle on The Green, can someone get the cat?
#TheArchers
I'll set up the triangle on The Green, can someone get the cat?
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
George's self-pitying manipulative behaviour is a marvel to behold.
I genuinely take my hat off to Angus Stobie.
#TheArchers
I genuinely take my hat off to Angus Stobie.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
George's self-pitying manipulative behaviour is a marvel to behold.
I genuinely take my hat off to Angus Stobie.
#TheArchers
I genuinely take my hat off to Angus Stobie.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Joy, Joy, Joy. This is an event in a rural community.
It doesn't matter there's no prize, it is a competition.
#TheArchers
It doesn't matter there's no prize, it is a competition.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Joy, Joy, Joy. This is an event in a rural community.
It doesn't matter there's no prize, it is a competition.
#TheArchers
It doesn't matter there's no prize, it is a competition.
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM