Levy's statement is wild to me as it makes me think they're having to do *all this* — NFL, F1, Beyoncé, Kendrick, rugby, boxing etc etc — just to sign Timo Werner on loan twice in six months? After a while, what's the point? You've done loads of the hard work, just sell up now, surely?

I know Elfsborg were tired & as a Bromley boy I am quite biased, but the way Ajayi took that goal! + the fact he’s very usefully a leftie… I dunno, it’s less-heralded academy kids that sometimes find a right place-right time, or maybe just suit men’s football for whatever reason.

I was only 14/15 but I can remember the 1997/98 relegation fight, & what imo ultimately felt decisive was bringing in experienced personalities like Klinsmann & Berti. You need know-how & players with the stomach for a scrap. The “project” needs temporarily shelving when they’re shopping this week.

I can’t tell you how much I’d love Grealish at Tottenham. Yes yes he’s racked up injuries, might never be the freewheeling Villa version again and hasn’t scored for 400 games but by god I fell for Spurs because of its mavericks & how we often gave homes to the ones in need! Jack in lilywhite please!

Sonny is obviously struggling massively atm, but good grief, why can’t Ange give him a rest. He’s so visibly exhausted!

Julia Davis and her black pudd’n the star of the Gavin & Stacey finale. She was on incredible form!

same

the BBC’s Boybands Forever doc is great isn’t it? Fallen for Tony Mortimer all over again (the horror my mum experienced when I taught myself the words to Deep at 9 years old). What a lovely, talented man.

(Very funny how completely dismissive of Boyzone the doc’s producers are too btw 😅)

v into this business ngl

right then!