Dave
@chasinbirdeeee.bsky.social
2025-2026 FIFA Peace Prize nominee. Recognized ballknower. 🏳️🌈& 🏳️⚧️ advocate. We Are! BTFU! And always the Mets 💙🧡💜
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Dave
@chasinbirdeeee.bsky.social
· Jun 5
I should probably define the key elements of #MetsStink
1) Grab an early lead
2) Miss numerous opportunities to expand the lead
3) Walks, bad defense, and inexplicable things cause the game to swing late
4) BONUS: An “old friend” shows up to tip the scales irrevocably in the opponents favor.
1) Grab an early lead
2) Miss numerous opportunities to expand the lead
3) Walks, bad defense, and inexplicable things cause the game to swing late
4) BONUS: An “old friend” shows up to tip the scales irrevocably in the opponents favor.
🤭
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
🤭
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LOLOLOLOL MANNY DIAZ WON AN ACC BEFORE MIAMI, SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
LOLOLOLOL MANNY DIAZ WON AN ACC BEFORE MIAMI, SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT
All these posers winning the Dr. Pepper tuition. I’d challenge any one of them to double or nothing on their cash.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
All these posers winning the Dr. Pepper tuition. I’d challenge any one of them to double or nothing on their cash.
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If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Just unspeakable assholery.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Gus rockin’ the late stage Vince McMahon pencil-thin mustache
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gus rockin’ the late stage Vince McMahon pencil-thin mustache
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The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
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Instead of focusing on elitist issues, like affordability, Democrats need to focus on the issues that Americans really care about, like pictures of trans people on cases of light beer.
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Instead of focusing on elitist issues, like affordability, Democrats need to focus on the issues that Americans really care about, like pictures of trans people on cases of light beer.
Gameday sign: “Talk to Jesus He Will Help You”
Wife: “Hey Jesus, get rid of that guy with the sign”
Wife: “Hey Jesus, get rid of that guy with the sign”
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Gameday sign: “Talk to Jesus He Will Help You”
Wife: “Hey Jesus, get rid of that guy with the sign”
Wife: “Hey Jesus, get rid of that guy with the sign”
Which conference’s championship football game is being plagued by sub-freezing temperatures and students hurling snowballs on to the field?
Well that would be the 😒 Sun Belt 😒
Well that would be the 😒 Sun Belt 😒
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Which conference’s championship football game is being plagued by sub-freezing temperatures and students hurling snowballs on to the field?
Well that would be the 😒 Sun Belt 😒
Well that would be the 😒 Sun Belt 😒
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It's giving
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's giving
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Literally a participation trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Literally a participation trophy.
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Every once in a while, a famous person reveals, without meaning to, that they have absolutely no one in their life other than yes men and sycophants.
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Every once in a while, a famous person reveals, without meaning to, that they have absolutely no one in their life other than yes men and sycophants.
^The number one comedy provider
FIFA President Gianni Infantino addresses the Kennedy Center as the World Cup draw gets underway.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
^The number one comedy provider
For decades, soccer has done innumerable things to embarrass itself.
Today takes the cake.
Today takes the cake.
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
For decades, soccer has done innumerable things to embarrass itself.
Today takes the cake.
Today takes the cake.
Johnny Majors couldn't win in Ames.
Earle Bruce was barely above .500 there.
Things change, but Campbell is a good coach and this is a good hire with the possibility of becoming great in a few years.
Earle Bruce was barely above .500 there.
Things change, but Campbell is a good coach and this is a good hire with the possibility of becoming great in a few years.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Johnny Majors couldn't win in Ames.
Earle Bruce was barely above .500 there.
Things change, but Campbell is a good coach and this is a good hire with the possibility of becoming great in a few years.
Earle Bruce was barely above .500 there.
Things change, but Campbell is a good coach and this is a good hire with the possibility of becoming great in a few years.
For years, I kind of laughed internally whenever Bruce would constantly tout the virtues of Matt Campbell. Now Matt Campbell is my team’s head coach. And I’m fired up about it!!
We are!!!! 💙🤍
We are!!!! 💙🤍
This is a good get for Penn State: Matt Campbell led Iowa State to its only two Top 15 finishes in 130 years of football. He also went 4-6 vs Top 10 teams which was light years better than ISU's 8-98 record in those games before he got to Ames. www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Penn State finalizing head coach offer for Iowa State’s Matt Campbell
Iowa State's Campbell has been involved in many coaching searches over the years.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
For years, I kind of laughed internally whenever Bruce would constantly tout the virtues of Matt Campbell. Now Matt Campbell is my team’s head coach. And I’m fired up about it!!
We are!!!! 💙🤍
We are!!!! 💙🤍
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these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
All the Trumpanzees around here with exhaust choking F-250s and such be like:
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
All the Trumpanzees around here with exhaust choking F-250s and such be like:
Just finished the Pat Kraft leaked audio
a cartoon of a baby sitting on a bed with a bloody hanger next to him
ALT: a cartoon of a baby sitting on a bed with a bloody hanger next to him
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Just finished the Pat Kraft leaked audio
YOU DONT SAY
SCOOP: The Jan. 6 pipe bomb suspect told the FBI he believed in 2020 election conspiracy theories.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
YOU DONT SAY
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It appears that unlike James Franklin, Matt Campbell can win the big game.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It appears that unlike James Franklin, Matt Campbell can win the big game.
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Presidential Walk of Fatigue
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Presidential Walk of Fatigue
OH IS THAT SO???
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
OH IS THAT SO???
They’re gonna end up hiring the Willard preacher ffs
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
They’re gonna end up hiring the Willard preacher ffs