Dedekind Slut
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they can’t do that, that’s illegal
Pinned
god help me please
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
god help me please
funny that right after saying how I don't go in for pointless semantic arguments, I immediately get set off on a "farmworker" tear.
that one is not pointless though! it has a lot of material policy implications!
that one is not pointless though! it has a lot of material policy implications!
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
funny that right after saying how I don't go in for pointless semantic arguments, I immediately get set off on a "farmworker" tear.
that one is not pointless though! it has a lot of material policy implications!
that one is not pointless though! it has a lot of material policy implications!
i will reiterate the difference between "farmer" and "farmworker" at every opportunity.
Scott Bessent is absolutely a farmer, definitionally
Scott Bessent is absolutely a farmer, definitionally
Brooke Rollins: "On the China soybeans, Secretary Bessent -- himself a soybean farmer ... "
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i will reiterate the difference between "farmer" and "farmworker" at every opportunity.
Scott Bessent is absolutely a farmer, definitionally
Scott Bessent is absolutely a farmer, definitionally
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this places rules and if you're too afraid to visit that's between you and your tiny baby brain
New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this places rules and if you're too afraid to visit that's between you and your tiny baby brain
Man, I have to remember that I have a pretty good resume and application package and I can get *something* to do for work with 2 weeks of concerted effort
I will blame my Millenial generational trauma
I will blame my Millenial generational trauma
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Man, I have to remember that I have a pretty good resume and application package and I can get *something* to do for work with 2 weeks of concerted effort
I will blame my Millenial generational trauma
I will blame my Millenial generational trauma
Siouxsie SiouPlantation
Ben Folds Five Guys
Wendy Carlos’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Siouxsie SiouPlantation
make that pussy wet li— the back of my skull explodes outwards in a crimson spray after a sniper 1000 yard away finally takes the shot
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
make that pussy wet li— the back of my skull explodes outwards in a crimson spray after a sniper 1000 yard away finally takes the shot
my mental shorthand for "so much shit has happened that something from a year ago feels like 3 years ago" is "large boulder the size of a small boulder"
is this more than just me?
is this more than just me?
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
my mental shorthand for "so much shit has happened that something from a year ago feels like 3 years ago" is "large boulder the size of a small boulder"
is this more than just me?
is this more than just me?
I put this in the same category as "my fantasy setting is using fantasy races as an allegory for racism. why yes, the fantasy races have clearcut biological distinctions/talents/weaknesses among them, why do you ask?"
The problem is that a fascist in a setting which justifies fascism is just a heroic fascist.
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I put this in the same category as "my fantasy setting is using fantasy races as an allegory for racism. why yes, the fantasy races have clearcut biological distinctions/talents/weaknesses among them, why do you ask?"
What if we kissed on the mega-ADA non-compliant ramp at 14 St/8 Av
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What if we kissed on the mega-ADA non-compliant ramp at 14 St/8 Av
Repeated for the record, because I remember this being sort of whispered about and vaguely known, but it was not being shouted from the rooftops like it should have been (and because liberals need to Have a Fucking Talk about islamophobia in the tent)
Senate omertà mostly kept Democrats from ripping into Jacky Rosen and Catherine Cortez Masto over this even though Rosen and CCM's reasons for opposing Mangi were so ludicrously racist they wouldn't put their names to them in public until an angry Biden administration called their bluff
reminder that Emil Bove only gets a lifetime position because the Dems had Islamaphobes block Adeel Mangi
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Repeated for the record, because I remember this being sort of whispered about and vaguely known, but it was not being shouted from the rooftops like it should have been (and because liberals need to Have a Fucking Talk about islamophobia in the tent)
Finally, THIS is camp
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Finally, THIS is camp
there's a guy at my gym who's kind of a lot. he's an older latino guy who yells LOUD while lifting, across the room when he sees someone come in, etc.
but i then overheard him bragging to the desk guy about his daughter who runs a medical lab trying to impregnate men, so I will die for him actually
but i then overheard him bragging to the desk guy about his daughter who runs a medical lab trying to impregnate men, so I will die for him actually
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
there's a guy at my gym who's kind of a lot. he's an older latino guy who yells LOUD while lifting, across the room when he sees someone come in, etc.
but i then overheard him bragging to the desk guy about his daughter who runs a medical lab trying to impregnate men, so I will die for him actually
but i then overheard him bragging to the desk guy about his daughter who runs a medical lab trying to impregnate men, so I will die for him actually
My favorite hummus is from a gas station pizza place in Ann Arbor and it just occurred to me I’ll probably never have it again :/
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My favorite hummus is from a gas station pizza place in Ann Arbor and it just occurred to me I’ll probably never have it again :/
Anthony Kennedy in the scene from Midsommar with the bearskin but instead it’s a hotdog suit
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anthony Kennedy in the scene from Midsommar with the bearskin but instead it’s a hotdog suit
Couldn’t tell if this guy at the gym was gay until I noticed his nasty pig hat. Call that a
NP-hard problem
NP-hard problem
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Couldn’t tell if this guy at the gym was gay until I noticed his nasty pig hat. Call that a
NP-hard problem
NP-hard problem
Everything but the tag line was obscured by a truck as I walked up to this billboard and my honest to god thought: “Never settle? That’s the motto of my law firm! (We are the worst law firm in the world.)”
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Everything but the tag line was obscured by a truck as I walked up to this billboard and my honest to god thought: “Never settle? That’s the motto of my law firm! (We are the worst law firm in the world.)”
I just saw a group of kids doing ding-dong ditch, or w/e you call it on the East Coast, when one of the fleeing children dropped his water bottle in front of me, said thank you when I handed it to him and then explained, “sorry, I have to run away”.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I just saw a group of kids doing ding-dong ditch, or w/e you call it on the East Coast, when one of the fleeing children dropped his water bottle in front of me, said thank you when I handed it to him and then explained, “sorry, I have to run away”.
I’m getting back in the habit of walking to the gym but I keep putting my million layers on in the wrong order. Fuck global warming
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m getting back in the habit of walking to the gym but I keep putting my million layers on in the wrong order. Fuck global warming
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Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
Democrats Need to Treat the Supreme Court Like the Villain It Is
The Court is out of control, and we'll never see reform unless we build the case for it. Starting now.
paulwaldman.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...
I am once again reminding everyone that the human brain did not evolve to behold images and Neo-iconoclasm is the way
it's really something how barking mad batcrap insane the internet has made so many people. i always assumed that like, people acted out online but mostly kinda kept it in their pants in the real world. it appears that in a great many cases i was wrong about that
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I am once again reminding everyone that the human brain did not evolve to behold images and Neo-iconoclasm is the way
I point it out at every opportunity
If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I point it out at every opportunity
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New Nuremburg is the moderate option.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
New Nuremburg is the moderate option.
Just once I want to be the guy in the Hallmark movie who says “You expect me to believe…? Santa Claus…?”
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just once I want to be the guy in the Hallmark movie who says “You expect me to believe…? Santa Claus…?”
The levels of “let them fight” in this story could power a medium-sized city
Elise Stefanik just humiliated Mike Johnson so hard his son’s phone got an alert
Elise Stefanik is going after Mike Johnson — calling him an ineffective leader who's losing control over the GOP conference headed into the midterms.
"He certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was a roll-call vote tomorrow." www.wsj.com/politics/eli...
"He certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was a roll-call vote tomorrow." www.wsj.com/politics/eli...
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The levels of “let them fight” in this story could power a medium-sized city