Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
I really wish HBO Max had their stuff together. Yet again, another week where I'll watch #AEWCollision without having seen #AEWDynamite because HBO never uploaded it after it went off the air.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I really wish HBO Max had their stuff together. Yet again, another week where I'll watch #AEWCollision without having seen #AEWDynamite because HBO never uploaded it after it went off the air.
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sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
My boss asked for pictures of some new displays at work. I take and send them, he thanks me and forwards the pictures to his boss and the next level up.
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My boss asked for pictures of some new displays at work. I take and send them, he thanks me and forwards the pictures to his boss and the next level up.
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
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Just learned this terrible news that Delana Dameron has joined the ancestors 😞
She was a stunning talent, and I had the opportunity to get to know her a little this year and was looking forward to seeing her again.
What a huge huge loss
#BookSky
She was a stunning talent, and I had the opportunity to get to know her a little this year and was looking forward to seeing her again.
What a huge huge loss
#BookSky
‘Gigantic crater’ in Columbia’s literary community: A renowned SC author and equestrian has died
South Carolina author lived on 21-acre farm in Blythewood, near Columbia, where she worked with horses and opened the land up for Luminal Theatre film screenings.
www.postandcourier.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just learned this terrible news that Delana Dameron has joined the ancestors 😞
She was a stunning talent, and I had the opportunity to get to know her a little this year and was looking forward to seeing her again.
What a huge huge loss
#BookSky
She was a stunning talent, and I had the opportunity to get to know her a little this year and was looking forward to seeing her again.
What a huge huge loss
#BookSky
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Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Get more from Jeremy Creature on Patreon
fabric art, weird little guys, puppets
www.patreon.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS. FOLLOW. UP. QUESTIONS.
jfc when will one of these big networks get someone like Chotiner?
jfc when will one of these big networks get someone like Chotiner?
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS. FOLLOW. UP. QUESTIONS.
jfc when will one of these big networks get someone like Chotiner?
jfc when will one of these big networks get someone like Chotiner?
Here's a scientific kitchen fact that I didn't think about until I wasn't thinking and fucked up.
Did you know that mixing spicy mayo and ketchup produces HELLFIRE IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
Did you know that mixing spicy mayo and ketchup produces HELLFIRE IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Here's a scientific kitchen fact that I didn't think about until I wasn't thinking and fucked up.
Did you know that mixing spicy mayo and ketchup produces HELLFIRE IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
Did you know that mixing spicy mayo and ketchup produces HELLFIRE IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
It's me. I'm up against Trevelyan's kid in a cook off, they went in a totally different direction.
Who will be the next James Bond actor?
Domer, a former professional poker player who now trades full-time on a prediction market, says, “I have very strong opinions on this … I think it's going to be someone that nobody has really heard of.” cbsn.ws/3MaGSAg
Domer, a former professional poker player who now trades full-time on a prediction market, says, “I have very strong opinions on this … I think it's going to be someone that nobody has really heard of.” cbsn.ws/3MaGSAg
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's me. I'm up against Trevelyan's kid in a cook off, they went in a totally different direction.
The only made up ism we allow in this kitchen is tendernism gotdamnit
Get these Nazis out of here
Get these Nazis out of here
How are things going at DOL? Here's a sample.
✔️ Nazi font (in white)
✔️ 11 stars of the Confederacy
✔️ Messaging on the dominance of western civilization and war against everyone else
✔️ Nazi font (in white)
✔️ 11 stars of the Confederacy
✔️ Messaging on the dominance of western civilization and war against everyone else
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The only made up ism we allow in this kitchen is tendernism gotdamnit
Get these Nazis out of here
Get these Nazis out of here
Oh no
Chili cook off for the whole region at work was announced
Time to flex
Chili cook off for the whole region at work was announced
Time to flex
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh no
Chili cook off for the whole region at work was announced
Time to flex
Chili cook off for the whole region at work was announced
Time to flex
I'm thankful for the fact that I only had to cook 2 goddamn turkeys this year instead of 3
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm thankful for the fact that I only had to cook 2 goddamn turkeys this year instead of 3
Finally
A product that lets me hold my cat captive and fart all over it
A product that lets me hold my cat captive and fart all over it
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Finally
A product that lets me hold my cat captive and fart all over it
A product that lets me hold my cat captive and fart all over it
If you're going to have a bloody Mary to help kick a hangover, add a shot of beef stock. The Bloody Bull has extra nutrients that your body needs and frankly if you're hungover enough to need the Bull then you deserve a *tiny* bit of extra suffering that goes away quickly.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you're going to have a bloody Mary to help kick a hangover, add a shot of beef stock. The Bloody Bull has extra nutrients that your body needs and frankly if you're hungover enough to need the Bull then you deserve a *tiny* bit of extra suffering that goes away quickly.
Rich out here maintaining his Top G status
#Sale4TheSickos
Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.
#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.
🤼 #wrestlesky
Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.
#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.
🤼 #wrestlesky
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Rich out here maintaining his Top G status
If someone hands me 2 slices of bread with a block of cheese in between, we're gonna be featured on the evening news.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If someone hands me 2 slices of bread with a block of cheese in between, we're gonna be featured on the evening news.
This entire thread is Chef Approved
Let me tell you something…
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This entire thread is Chef Approved
At work. Credit card tap function is acting up, so I jokingly threaten it when it fails repeatedly. Not thinking, call the machine Good Girl when it works. Look up to see the late 20s very obvious #booktok fan turn BRIGHT RED.
I was talking to the cc machine gdi
I was talking to the cc machine gdi
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
At work. Credit card tap function is acting up, so I jokingly threaten it when it fails repeatedly. Not thinking, call the machine Good Girl when it works. Look up to see the late 20s very obvious #booktok fan turn BRIGHT RED.
I was talking to the cc machine gdi
I was talking to the cc machine gdi
In my professional opinion? Banned from the kitchen. Sorry Jerry. No liabilities.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
In my professional opinion? Banned from the kitchen. Sorry Jerry. No liabilities.
The air fryer is a modern marvel in terms of home cooking efficiency.
I left trout filets in a marinade for my wife to make for dinner while I'm at work, except she's a wildly important business analyst so time is a commodity. How to cook the trout? Air fryer!
Set it to Broil and preheat. 1/2
I left trout filets in a marinade for my wife to make for dinner while I'm at work, except she's a wildly important business analyst so time is a commodity. How to cook the trout? Air fryer!
Set it to Broil and preheat. 1/2
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The air fryer is a modern marvel in terms of home cooking efficiency.
I left trout filets in a marinade for my wife to make for dinner while I'm at work, except she's a wildly important business analyst so time is a commodity. How to cook the trout? Air fryer!
Set it to Broil and preheat. 1/2
I left trout filets in a marinade for my wife to make for dinner while I'm at work, except she's a wildly important business analyst so time is a commodity. How to cook the trout? Air fryer!
Set it to Broil and preheat. 1/2
No one is ready for the Perfect Burger. Zack is on the right track.
Here is a Burger Secret: 100% beef is not the best
70% beef / 30% pork makes for Best Burger
70% beef / 30% pork makes for Best Burger
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
No one is ready for the Perfect Burger. Zack is on the right track.
OH SHIT ANCIENT SNOW CONE HERE I COME
The US ice core research community, with international partners, has recovered valuable records of past climate from the Arctic & Antarctic since the 1950s.
Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
OH SHIT ANCIENT SNOW CONE HERE I COME
Is this how I become the bird guy?
Here it is. A perfect turkey, every time.
TURKEY
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Is this how I become the bird guy?