Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
My boss asked for pictures of some new displays at work. I take and send them, he thanks me and forwards the pictures to his boss and the next level up.
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My boss asked for pictures of some new displays at work. I take and send them, he thanks me and forwards the pictures to his boss and the next level up.
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
I get a call about 5 min later with my boss CRYING laughing because of "the weird old Asian guy picture"
It was this one
American Jews serving the Israeli Gov, yes. Keep defending the genocide bub. That's all AIPAC does.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
American Jews serving the Israeli Gov, yes. Keep defending the genocide bub. That's all AIPAC does.
I'm not talking about PACs. I'm talking about AIPAC, who happen to be his top donor and control most of what he says and does.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm not talking about PACs. I'm talking about AIPAC, who happen to be his top donor and control most of what he says and does.
This is the face of a little bastard who gave me a heart attack escaping through the back door.
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is the face of a little bastard who gave me a heart attack escaping through the back door.
A study in parallels
October 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A study in parallels
I got a canned response. What's funny is how I can tell - I specifically spelled out the agency name, but only said ad. That means they've already gotten enough to have this stuff on auto reply.
October 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I got a canned response. What's funny is how I can tell - I specifically spelled out the agency name, but only said ad. That means they've already gotten enough to have this stuff on auto reply.
Totally normal thing to see on a government website.
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Totally normal thing to see on a government website.
Would it make you smile to know that CMLL, the world's oldest Lucha libre professional wrestling company, is currently doing a joint event with Pokemon? I know it won't change much but sometimes a silly smile helps. I'm sorry if this ain't it.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Would it make you smile to know that CMLL, the world's oldest Lucha libre professional wrestling company, is currently doing a joint event with Pokemon? I know it won't change much but sometimes a silly smile helps. I'm sorry if this ain't it.
My brother Robin Hood'd a dart last night, to give you an idea of how things are going
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My brother Robin Hood'd a dart last night, to give you an idea of how things are going
Just gonna leave this here
July 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just gonna leave this here
Sometimes you just gotta sit back in awe
June 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sometimes you just gotta sit back in awe
Goddamn double digit followers and quadruple digit posts
That means no one wants to hear your bullshit, Nazi.
That means no one wants to hear your bullshit, Nazi.
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Goddamn double digit followers and quadruple digit posts
That means no one wants to hear your bullshit, Nazi.
That means no one wants to hear your bullshit, Nazi.
Pretty sure big dog upstairs wasn't specific when he said love thy neighbor.
June 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pretty sure big dog upstairs wasn't specific when he said love thy neighbor.
Hell naw it ain't a euphemism, I made brown sugar vanilla meringue cookies.
June 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hell naw it ain't a euphemism, I made brown sugar vanilla meringue cookies.