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suburban bisexual leftist millennial cringe rapscallion. wi & mn. swiftie. cat lady x4. pop punk aficionado. sports yapper. tv fan. home gardener. crochet & fitness enthusiast. supply chain by day, home chef by night.

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All my precinct had today was voting for school board but you betcha I voted for the educator-endorsed candidates.

✅
A white palm of a hand holding a red I voted sticker. There is some sidewalk visible in the background.
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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AMBER!!!!!!!
@twincities.toiletpaper.reviews
A white brunette woman with sunglasses on her head, smiling standing in front of crop art with sunglasses on her head, wearing a Nassau sweatshirt and holding a wad of toilet paper
August 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Oh I forgot to reply to this. Here’s GA+ paper for posterity.
A roll of toilet paper. The paper is hanging under against a textured grey background.
August 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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What perfect album came out when you were 16?

If these two albums coming out in the same year doesn’t absolutely explain everything about me

It was life-changing for me to hear Patrick sing for MCS at Yacht Club last weekend
The album cover for motion city soundtrack’s commit this to memory The album cover for fall out boy’s from under the cork tree
July 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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???? But this already happened ????
A very large crowd of people in US Bank stadium sitting in the stands and standing around the diamond shaped stage for Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour. The screen is showing a clock with 15 seconds remaining and above it you can see the US Bank Stadium branding.
July 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Gonna go ahead and assume this is the same company (the next paragraph on Wikipedia says they were valued in 2016 at $2.5 billion).

Man I hate consultants but every sentence here gets better.
AlixPartners is a financial advisory and global consulting firm. Jay Alix founded what became AlixPartners LLP in 1981. The firm has advised on some of the largest Chapter 11 reorganizations including General Motors Co., Kmart, and Enron Corp. The firm has since moved into a more traditional consulting space, and grown to a staff of over 1000. AlixPartners is headquartered in New York, and has offices in more than 20 cities around the world. They were also involved in the Bernie Madoff scandal, identifying 13,000 investors affected by the scandal for the prosecuting team.
July 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Just for funsies please know I typed this in this shirt from the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers (a High-A baseball team near where I grew up) cause WI consumes the most frozen pizza per capita & is home to 5 major frozen pizza manufacturers, so this is their alternate logo this year: The WI Frozen Pizzas
A sky blue T-shirt with an anthropomorphized pizza oven holding a wooden pizza board and a pepperoni pizza on its finger and there are ice details around the image.
June 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Oliver…
An orange cat laying on a clear plastic bin
June 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Same thing happened to me with Oliver here. (We got him 4-ish days before I got let go).

I really hope this goes well for you and Adonis adjusts okay.
An orange cat with a curled tail on a crumpled up comforter with various shades of blue
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Spent 6 hours working on this thing. Rows 1 and 2 are connected. Row 3 has 8 squares done, and they’re connected, too. I’m technically ahead of schedule until June 2. (28 squares done, 121 to go)
A very colorful crochet granny square blanket on a tan carpet. The colors for each square refer to the songs played by Taylor Swift during the Eras Tour. For instance, the first night, Glendale N1 is grey in the center because she played Mirrorball on the guitar and the edge is minty green because she played Tim McGraw on the piano. There are 28 squares into total.
May 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Sorry one more.
Olenna Tyrell with a cheesehead photoshopped on her head. The text below says, "Tell elon. I want him to know it was me."
April 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Vox Populi, Vox Cheese
A foam yellow cheese, head hat on a white background
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Lake Monster in St Paul doesn’t indicate gender on the bathrooms in their shared facility but rather indicates what kind of plumbing is available in each area. (See pics)

I thanked the staff for their support.

It’s as much about resisting as it is supporting those protecting us. Hold the line.
A clear plexiglass bathroom sign that has a toilet and handwashing sign with the indication that it is stalls only with single occupancy restroom also located within A clear plexiglass sign with a symbol of a urinal, a toilet, and a handwashing sign that also says restroom that indicates it has urinals installs and clarifies that single occupancy restrooms are also located within
February 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Emailing with someone today who told me they don't have a fax line for me to securely transmit documents to... while having a fax line in their email signature.
Hayao Miyazaki with a cigarette in his mouth, glasses in hand, with eyes closed and with his hands over his head.
February 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The 1965 to 1967 Packers, an image of Vince Lombardi being hoisted in the air by a packer player and the caption includes last three NFL champions. This was the 1965 NFL championship plus Super Bowls one and two.
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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LOOK AT THESE. LOOK AT THEM.
A ring of pretzels on a white plate with a small bowl of cheese dip in the middle on a woodgrain table
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I am so proud of this lol

www.startribune.com/swing-an-axe...
a white woman wearing a tan hat and gloves with a yellow and red scarf staring intently and grimacing(?)
February 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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🎉🥳🎂
Multi colored balloons on my old Twitter page. Pinned tweet says trans rights are human rights
January 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I just printed off the pic and stuck it to my wall lol. This one is pretty hi res
Longhorn football hydration chart There is a scale of white to dark yellow on the left number one through eight. The top three numbers are considered champion hydration levels. There’s a red bar separating four through eight and as they go down the list you earn selfish teammate or blatant. Disregard for your teammates you are headed to area 51 or 8, which is the darkest color, It says you are a bad guy .
January 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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RIP this photo of me
A drivers license photo of a white woman with brown hair parted down the middle and holes punched in the left side of the image, indicating that it is an expired license
January 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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OLIVER
An orange cat relaxing in the lap of someone lying down. They are wearing an aquamarine sweatshirt and blue pants with otters on them.
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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Anyone else light their bracelets?
A white hand with friendship bracelets that say “eighty seven,” “getaway car,” “eras,” and “the tortured poets department.” There also a purple illuminated plastic bracelet
December 9, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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How do I pick
Jane by design promo cover. Bunheads promotional cover
November 16, 2024 at 3:54 AM