Chert
@chert.bsky.social
Burdensome friend, lives by the river
in the classic depression/laziness scenario where i am required to bake bread against my will due to circumstances i have been patiently observing for several weeks
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
in the classic depression/laziness scenario where i am required to bake bread against my will due to circumstances i have been patiently observing for several weeks
wow just remembered i can finally wear the minor league baseball ski hat that was inexplicably offered as a giveaway in May
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
wow just remembered i can finally wear the minor league baseball ski hat that was inexplicably offered as a giveaway in May
pounding tomorrow’s beans today
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
pounding tomorrow’s beans today
artists love to make objects with nails and glass sticking out of them for whatever reason (they hate me?), but shredded tires are the nastiest medium to work with.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
artists love to make objects with nails and glass sticking out of them for whatever reason (they hate me?), but shredded tires are the nastiest medium to work with.
velour sweatpants season opening night
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
velour sweatpants season opening night
train conductor has coldstone creamery fragrance… good evening, ma’am, take your time punching that ticket.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
train conductor has coldstone creamery fragrance… good evening, ma’am, take your time punching that ticket.
herbivores in the wild go their whole lives and basically never get a hot meal?! it’s not right
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
herbivores in the wild go their whole lives and basically never get a hot meal?! it’s not right
patiently explaining to my boss how to order lunch via telephone
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
patiently explaining to my boss how to order lunch via telephone
slightly jealous that new haven line trains have cute christmas lights, while hudson line diesel cars just have ancient, worn-out new haven paint jobs
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
slightly jealous that new haven line trains have cute christmas lights, while hudson line diesel cars just have ancient, worn-out new haven paint jobs
slinky layer neutralizes friction btw your wooly winter garment surfaces
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
slinky layer neutralizes friction btw your wooly winter garment surfaces
complete Cheers series blu-ray is on sale for $85. winter of norm coming
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
complete Cheers series blu-ray is on sale for $85. winter of norm coming
Single digits in the forecast…had to break out the Jaket today. It’s a warm anorak previously owned by a very handsome soccer educator from England named Jake, whom I’ve never met.
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Single digits in the forecast…had to break out the Jaket today. It’s a warm anorak previously owned by a very handsome soccer educator from England named Jake, whom I’ve never met.
wow! my chips are crunching
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
wow! my chips are crunching
Live Work Play is now Podcasting Rooftop
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Live Work Play is now Podcasting Rooftop
people who call it candy have an agenda. It’s just food
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
people who call it candy have an agenda. It’s just food
singing ‘chips and cookies’ to Elmo Delmo melody is my #1 tune of 2025
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
singing ‘chips and cookies’ to Elmo Delmo melody is my #1 tune of 2025
poor little sweetie must have hit a window. put it in a box w/ a bunch of custom wrap shreds, but it is up to my boss now to see to the bird’s recovery
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
poor little sweetie must have hit a window. put it in a box w/ a bunch of custom wrap shreds, but it is up to my boss now to see to the bird’s recovery
diplocaulus magicornis, what a skull
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
diplocaulus magicornis, what a skull
keep thinking there’s a dead mouse somewhere bc my boss is eating a lot of tuna fish lately and he smears little time delay stink particles all over the cabinets/drawers
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
keep thinking there’s a dead mouse somewhere bc my boss is eating a lot of tuna fish lately and he smears little time delay stink particles all over the cabinets/drawers
the most I have ever trusted someone was when I brought up Cheers to a guy my own age and he showed me a DIY tattoo on his ankle of the initials EP for Ernie Pantuso
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the most I have ever trusted someone was when I brought up Cheers to a guy my own age and he showed me a DIY tattoo on his ankle of the initials EP for Ernie Pantuso
dialing in the perfect browns on my TV’s dynamic LED backlight strip, for a more immersive Cheers-watching experience
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
dialing in the perfect browns on my TV’s dynamic LED backlight strip, for a more immersive Cheers-watching experience
if you like having an ice cold + soaking wet ass, it’s a good day for a bike ride
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if you like having an ice cold + soaking wet ass, it’s a good day for a bike ride
at odds with the world on yogurt/granola ratio
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
at odds with the world on yogurt/granola ratio
synthetic fleece zip jacket that I wear as pajamas has been called up for its 10th winter of service. the jacket is now eligible for venerable garment status
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
synthetic fleece zip jacket that I wear as pajamas has been called up for its 10th winter of service. the jacket is now eligible for venerable garment status
just caught myself blowing at the phone screen at the end of a drilling video to clear the cuttings away
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
just caught myself blowing at the phone screen at the end of a drilling video to clear the cuttings away