Paul Reed
@cheshire86.bsky.social
Writer, Narrative Content Designer, gamer. That's me! Livin' the gamer nerd dream! // Opinions are my own.
"And here we have 'Bug-Eyed FBI Fascist' from the artist's earlier 'crayola' period. Note the use of yellow to emphasize the cowardice in the subject of this piece... striking, really..."
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"And here we have 'Bug-Eyed FBI Fascist' from the artist's earlier 'crayola' period. Note the use of yellow to emphasize the cowardice in the subject of this piece... striking, really..."
Gee, I wonder where broke-as-a-joke MeinPillow is getting the money to pursue such a venture? 😂
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Gee, I wonder where broke-as-a-joke MeinPillow is getting the money to pursue such a venture? 😂
"We're bringing back the 70's...people are saying, the 8-tracks... not one like the cee-dee, but all eight big beautiful tracks. It's true. And we'll kick it off with a solid gold tape of my greatest hits from K-Tel Records. It's actually Trump-Tel now... with only the bigly hits like Kid Rock..."
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"We're bringing back the 70's...people are saying, the 8-tracks... not one like the cee-dee, but all eight big beautiful tracks. It's true. And we'll kick it off with a solid gold tape of my greatest hits from K-Tel Records. It's actually Trump-Tel now... with only the bigly hits like Kid Rock..."
When he finds out that storks and/or cabbage patch leaves are not involved in the creation and delivery of human infants, his mind is gonna go ker-pop!
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When he finds out that storks and/or cabbage patch leaves are not involved in the creation and delivery of human infants, his mind is gonna go ker-pop!
That is their METAL FACE!! 🤘😝🤘
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
That is their METAL FACE!! 🤘😝🤘
He's the Avatar of Resting Asshole Face. 😉
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
He's the Avatar of Resting Asshole Face. 😉
"Little did the Narrator know, but Maureen was casting *Protection From Small Bats* on brave Derry from behind the door, as he strived to remove his flying nemesis from the family kitchen."
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"Little did the Narrator know, but Maureen was casting *Protection From Small Bats* on brave Derry from behind the door, as he strived to remove his flying nemesis from the family kitchen."
Someone ask that feckless turd this question. Just once!
two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?
ALT: two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?
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December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Someone ask that feckless turd this question. Just once!
Add another to the list! Just picked up the bundle m'self, I did.
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Add another to the list! Just picked up the bundle m'self, I did.
He was probably in the john putting a fresh quart of grease in his hair while the second strike went down. Gotta look good for his day-drinking date with his buddies Jack, Jim, and Johnnie, dontcha know.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
He was probably in the john putting a fresh quart of grease in his hair while the second strike went down. Gotta look good for his day-drinking date with his buddies Jack, Jim, and Johnnie, dontcha know.
Oh, they remembered us this week? Nice. Millennials and Zoomers must've called in sick, I guess.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh, they remembered us this week? Nice. Millennials and Zoomers must've called in sick, I guess.
Temu Smithers and Drunky McFascist are threatening us all with a good time again, I see. 😉
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Temu Smithers and Drunky McFascist are threatening us all with a good time again, I see. 😉
I bless the rains down in Dagobah
Gonna use the Force to lift the rocks like my old dad, ooh-hoo!
Gonna use the Force to lift the rocks like my old dad, ooh-hoo!
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I bless the rains down in Dagobah
Gonna use the Force to lift the rocks like my old dad, ooh-hoo!
Gonna use the Force to lift the rocks like my old dad, ooh-hoo!
Bet you a Hamdinger he's wondering how that flower got to be so orange. ;)
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bet you a Hamdinger he's wondering how that flower got to be so orange. ;)
"Remember TRON? About a man who goes into a video game world, right? IT WAS A DOCUMENTARY. And they tightened up the graphics on level three and made the second Tron movie, and it had Daft Punk! Way hi-res! And now there's one with the Joker in it. The simulation is US, dude!" - Adolf Musk, probably
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"Remember TRON? About a man who goes into a video game world, right? IT WAS A DOCUMENTARY. And they tightened up the graphics on level three and made the second Tron movie, and it had Daft Punk! Way hi-res! And now there's one with the Joker in it. The simulation is US, dude!" - Adolf Musk, probably
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A YOUNG BLONDE WHITE WOMAN! OF COURSE TRUMP POSTED ABOUT YOU!! DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN GO FROM ZERO TO PIGGY IN A SECOND IF YOU MAKE ORANGE HATE GRAMPA CRANKY! THEN YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT HE POSTS ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH! YOU MIGHT EVEN CRY! TEE HEE!
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A YOUNG BLONDE WHITE WOMAN! OF COURSE TRUMP POSTED ABOUT YOU!! DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN GO FROM ZERO TO PIGGY IN A SECOND IF YOU MAKE ORANGE HATE GRAMPA CRANKY! THEN YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT HE POSTS ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH! YOU MIGHT EVEN CRY! TEE HEE!
